It's congress man!

Tnu1138 · 2011-09-27 23:27:12

They passed legislation to put backwards messages on our records! They want ot kill rock and roll because they know it makes us horny!

Imipolex G · 2011-09-27 23:28:42

-uses guitar as phallic symbol-

thespacephantom · 2011-09-28 20:56:24

:o it makes TOO much sense

KJI · 2011-09-28 21:23:56

Wait, so are you an official troll now, or are you trying to convince everyone you're serious again?

Tanya · 2011-09-28 22:07:49

^Considering who is saying that, I think Hopsitals around the world might be getting murderers :X

Tnu1138 · 2011-09-29 00:51:09

pardon? This isn't so much trolling as shitposting. That 70s Show man. Cynic could you pelase explain that bit? if it's an abortion thing then you should know i'm pro-choice.

Viani · 2011-09-29 01:14:47

Murderers love hospitals due to free fundocare.

Tnu1138 · 2011-09-29 01:42:56

Oh hey Vorp. What brings you here?

Viani · 2011-09-29 02:25:02

Gaiaonline is down.

Tnu1138 · 2011-09-29 02:40:35

I used to do Gaia but relaly it sno fun anymore.

Malph · 2011-10-01 19:49:17

Doesn't everything make us horny?

SongOfSalt · 2011-10-02 03:34:54

Allen's thesis is that Cecil Rhodes created a secret society to establish English domination of the world in 1888. This society acts through Oxford University, the Rhodes Scholarships and--hold your breath--the Council on Foreign Relations, a nonprofit foundation for the study of International Affairs headquartered right here on Sixty-eighth Street in New York. Seven out of nine of our last Secretaries of State were recruited from the CFR, Allen points out, and dozens as other leading politicians as well--including Richard Nixon. It is also implied, but not directly stated, that William Buckley, Jr. (an old enemy of the Birchers) is another tool of the CFR; and the Morgan and Rothschild banking interests are supposed to be financing the whole thing.

How does this tie in with the Illuminati? Mr. Allen merely drops hints, linking Rhodes to John Ruskin, and Ruskin to earlier internationlists, and finally stating that "the originator on the profane level of this type of secret society" was Adam Weishaupt, whom he calls "the monster who founded the Order of the Illuminati on May 1, 1776."

Justice4243 · 2011-10-02 13:00:16

thespacephantom · 2011-10-02 15:24:49

oh god

that eye

it's staring into my soul

MY SOUL, MAN

Tnu1138 · 2011-10-03 01:38:37

Soulgazing?

It's congress man!

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