Professor Xavier

Viani · 2013-02-23 16:28:18

Does he put his clothes on with telepathy?

Odradek · 2013-02-23 16:30:08

Telepathy doesn't let you put on closes.

That's telekinesis.

Viani · 2013-02-23 16:31:38

No, telekinesis is reading minds.

See, let me do the word roots for you

Tele: distant, distance

and

Kinesis: An undirected movement of a cell, organism, or part in response to an external stimulus.

FUCK NEVERMIND

Justice4243 · 2013-02-23 16:32:03

He MIGHT have had someone help him, but I think he has enough upper body strength to crawl around and put clothes on himself.

Viani · 2013-02-23 16:32:34

Do other people draw Xavier as buff as that guy did?

Justice4243 · 2013-02-23 16:33:27

You know what?

He COULD have used telepathy if he mind controlled someone and forced them to dress him.

He could then wipe their memory of the event.

So, Xavier always shows up dressed but no one knows how he does it.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-23 16:34:10

Viani said:
Do other people draw Xavier as buff as that guy did?

I don't think it's as common anymore, but I think he used to quite buff back in the 90s for some inexplicable reason.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-23 16:34:51

> the '90s

well there's your problem

Justice4243 · 2013-02-23 16:39:14

We have the best conversations. /sincerity mode.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-02-23 18:27:19

To be fair, Magneto's been in the Holocaust and he still looks super-cut and buff for reasons.

Previous Calica · 2013-02-23 18:28:23

You know, it's not impossible to put on clothes from a wheelchair. I've seen it done, guys.

millercross · 2013-02-23 18:33:33

yo watch the throne

Viani · 2013-02-23 23:10:45

spinor said:
You know, it's not impossible to put on clothes from a wheelchair. I've seen it done, guys.

Of course, in tons of feel-good movies about going beyond the impossible and of course, comicbooks containing SUPER HEROES

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-23 23:17:04

Viani that really isn't funny. :|

Viani · 2013-02-23 23:32:50

Mojave Music said:
Viani that really isn't funny. :|

That's not what your mom said last night

Obā-san · 2013-02-23 23:34:53

hot

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-23 23:42:03

w a t

Obā-san · 2013-02-23 23:42:57

ur mom an viani sittin in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Previous Calica · 2013-02-23 23:59:39

Viani said: spinor said:You know, it's not impossible to put on clothes from a wheelchair. I've seen it done, guys.

Of course, in tons of feel-good movies about going beyond the impossible and of course, comicbooks containing SUPER HEROES

nonono, my girlfriend's life is a shoujo anime

Viani · 2013-02-24 00:02:49

spinor said:
Viani said:

spinor said:
You know, it's not impossible to put on clothes from a wheelchair. I've seen it done, guys.
Of course, in tons of feel-good movies about going beyond the impossible and of course, comicbooks containing SUPER HEROES

nonono, my girlfriend's life is a shoujo anime

Thats it! With the power of love, anyone can triumph over the wheelchair and put on their clothes without the need of help! or telepathy! or clothing materialization.

Clothing materialization would be an awesome superpower though. You could materialize bras and panties over your enemies and attack their sexuality.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 04:01:21

...

Still best conversation.

Dio Brando · 2013-02-24 10:31:08

Previous Calica · 2013-02-24 18:19:14

wait, why would you need bot ha wheelchair and prosthetic legs

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 18:20:11

Those legs aren't for walking, they're for kicking ass, obviously.

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