The D&D 4e/3.5e Powers of the Heaper's Hangout

Viani

What would be your special D&D Heaper Powers?

Justice4243

I'm a pretty horrible min/maxer. If 4th, I'd be some sort of hybrid character designed to break face in many situations.

In 3.5 I be infinitely worse, like "Dwarf Psionic Warrior who can enchant his own equipment and has a piece to boost every stat" bad.

Corporal Forsythe

A half-elf half-kobold bladesinging dickhuffer

Viani

dickhuffer?