Heaper Demographics

Princess Alice

Because I'm curious, that's why. Be as specific or vague as you like.

Central Avenue

Born: 1990

Gender: Female

Location: Columbus, Ohio

Relationship status: taken by Anonus

Psychological issues: Asperger's

North end: McKinley Avenue

South end: US 62 / OH 3 / Harrisburg Pike

Anonus

Anonus

Born: 1994

Gender: Non-binary

Location: Denver, Colorado

Orientation: Bisexual

Relationship Status: Taken by Central Avenue

Hexartes

Kexruct

Name: Tucker

Gender: Male, more or less.

Sexuality: Straight, more or less

Born: 1997

Hand: Left

Eye color: Blue

Skin color: Very white

Current location: M--------, East Tennessee

Birthplace: Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Height: Shortish

Face: That of an eleven year old

Relationship status:

 

criminalscum

Homosexual
Born: Somewhere in western NY
Gender: inkblot_v2
Location: Male
Orientation:1991

Previous Calica

m, born 1990, location: the angels

Viani

Viani

Born: 1991

Internet Birth: 2001
Gender: Female (Biological)
Race: Naturalized Humanoid
Sexual Preference: Feminine Males, Feminine Females, "Traps", and Succubi
Job/Class: Virology Student, Nuclear Physics Student, Psychologist Aid, Part-Time Taxi Driver
Internet Job/Class: Team Fortess 2 Weapons Merchant/Collector

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ESRB Rating: T (Comic Mischief, Alcohol Use and Realistic Violence)
MPAA Rating: R (R — Restricted. Children Under 17 Require Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian) for Intense sequences of Violence and Self Harm, Hard Language, Animal Abuse, Explicit Sexual Content and Crude Humor

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Location: Great Falls, Montana

North end: US 87

South end: 7th St NE

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Notable Illnesses: Theoretical Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Theoretical Insanity, Diagnosed Schizophrenia, ADHD
Notable Injuries: Cranial Injury (Minor), Major Wisdom Tooth Cavity
Wiccan Medicine Injuries: Blackened Aura, Corrupted Inhibition
Society of Science Fiction Ilnesses: Temporary Lobotimization
Sexual Dysfunctions: Delayed Orgasm
Radioactive Exposure: 13 Rads

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Acidity: 7.3 PH
Thalamogeneology: 1.44
Primary Brain Wave Reading: 3
Metal Content: Iron 3g, Manganese 135mg

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Favorite Melee Weapon: Ranseur
Favorite Ranged Weapon: M1 Carbine
Favorite Magical Weapon: Tournesol
Favorite Psychological Weapon: Guilt Trip
Patron Deities: Demogorgon (Demon Prince), Galactus (Planet Devourer), Orcus (Demon Prince), Allah/God (Human Celestial), HAL-101 (Scientific Compound),
Alliances: Angelic Sisterhood (Celestial Union), Demon Vacation Industries (Recreational Business), Trolls4Tots (Non-Profit Trollganization), Stormfront (Ethnic Superiority Union), Christianity (Religion), Atheism (Irreligion), Skeptical Militarism (Political Group).

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Items Stolen: 114
Ideas Stolen: 5
Assaults upon Biologicals: 13
Biological Murders: 0
Language Murders: 2,602
Logic Murders: 1
Times Jailed: 3
Most Outstanding Bounty: $250.00

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Imipolex G

Imipolex G*

True name: Kevin
Born: a long time ago
Location: Pennsylvania, near Pittsburgh
Gender: male, I guess (?)
Orientation: in love with boobies
Height: tallish
Does not smoke or drink
Hates TV, likes books
Has a Best Buy gift card not yet used

*the umlaut is optional

Obā-san

Naney

Born: 1994

Gender: Male

Locale: St. Paul, MN

Orientation: Flagrantly homosexual

Job: Student, no-good layabout, internet dickhead

Psychological issues: ADHD, Aspergers, Dysthymia

Musical preferences: D'n'B, jazz, experimental electronica of various types

Favorite authors: Umberto Eco, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Alexander McCall Smith, Ol' Billy Shakes

Hexartes

Imipölex G said:

Imipolex G*

True name: Kevin

Seems to fit you pretty well I think.

Imipolex G

I like it.

Fossilmaiden

Fossilmaiden
Name: Estelle von Wolfenheim Alice (to, ya know, the one person who didn't already know)
Born: 1992
Gender: Female
Location: Gloucestershire, England
Orientation: South Bisexual
Keeps trying to press Ctrl+B. Also Ctrl+I.

Justice4243

Justice42(43)

Born: 1983

Gender: Male

Location: Portland, Oregon

Status: Hungry for Thai Food

Beholder

Born: 1989

Gender: Female (not that it matters)

Location: Moscow, Russia (imagine that)

Orientation: Bi-curious (almost asexual)

Viani

Updated Status: Also Hungry for Thai Food

Tre

Tre 

Name: Manuel (I prefer Tre in real life too, however) 

Gender: Male 

Sexuality: Asexual, heteroromantic

Born: October 19, 1996 (age 16) 

Hand: Right 

Eye color: Deep brown 

Skin color: Milk chocolate 

Current location: The airing area of WTVD-TV, North Carolina 

Birthplace: Winston-Salem 

Height: 5'7'' 

Face: Gross 

Relationship status: Single, but not looking for anything at the moment 

Job: Student, internet dickhead, occasional author 

Psychological issues: Assburgers 

Musical preferences: Too many to count; my favorite genres tend to skew electronic, however

LW

Name: Louie
Born: Classified
Sex: Male (I think)
Gender: N/A
Orientation: Neutered
Location: Pelican Rapids, Minnesota
Height: 8 inches
Face: Blinding bangs
Relationship status: Neutered
Job: Dog
Psychological issues: Zuigerphobia

Ace Rimmer

Arnold J. "Ace" Rimmer.

Name: Not saying

Gender: MTF trans

Sexuality: Gay, more or less

Born: 1987

Hand: quasi Ambidextrous

Eye colour: Blue

Skin colour: Very white

Current location:Walney Island,Barra,Cumbria

Birthplace: Barra, Cumbria

Height: 6 foot

Face: That of a 40 yr old

Relationship status: Taken by Twoface.

Toolsie

Tools "Toolsy"

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Biromantic asexual

Born: 1994

Hand: Righty

 

Eye colour: Blue/green with a hint of brown

 

Skin colour: Pale

 

Current location: Sheffield, England

 

Birthplace: Sheffield, England

 

Height: 5' 10"

 

Face: Have a small nose and ears. Have uneven eyebrows.

 

Relationship status: Taken.

 

Psychological Issues: Asperger's, clincial depression

Sredni Vashtar

Sredni Vashtar

Current Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania.

Date Of Birth: Early 1992.

Ethnic Nonsense: American of European descent. Half-Jewish.

Occupation: Musician, writer of fictions and/or layabout.

Philosophical Nonsense: Deist with universalist leanings. Rules utilitarian.

Physical Nonsense: Approx. 6'1", 190 lbs. Dark hair, blue eyes. Bad posture. Subject to migraines.

Political Nonsense: Libertarian socialist. Unaffiliated.

Preoccupations: The surreal in all media. Zoology. Criticism. Novelty. Creeping dread. Killing sadness.

Psychological Nonsense: Classic DSM-IV case of ADHD. Haemophobic. Depressive tendencies.

Psychosexual Nonsense: Cisgender. Bisexual/pansexual.

Relationship Status: Unattached.

Salient Characteristics: Talkative. Exuberant. Easily amused.

Tachyon

a8
Current location: West Wales
Born: 1990, in Gloucester, England
'Real' name: Robert
Occupation: student (English lit and creative writing)
Height: short
Sight: short
Handedness: left
Sex: male
Orientation: currently facing south

Vriska

Vriska
Current loc8ion: Alternia (or the eastern USA)
8orn: *insert fancy Alternian d8 here*
Real Name: Vriska, duh.
Occup8ion: Petticoat Seagrift, Thief of Light (ok so I work in an antiques shop)
Height: My height doesn't have any 8s in it so it sucks.
W8: Doesn't have any 8s in it either UNLESS YOU GO 8RITISH AND THEN I AM LIKE 8 STONES AND 8 L8s OR SOMETHING OMG.
Sex/Gender: Female (Female/agender or androgyne or something who the fuck cares)
Orient8ion: How is that even a thing? (Ace)
Skin color: Gray (Peachy)
8lood color: Cerulean (Red)
Hair: Long and messy
Horns: A claw and a stinger
Vision: 8fold
Associ8ed sign: Scorpio
Animal motif: Spider
Lusus: Spidermom
Ancestor: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
Scourge Sister: Terezi
Strife Speci8us: diceKind
Sylladex: Magic 8 8all
Favor8 Num8er: Duhhhhhhhh.

Sredni Vashtar

I forgot to mention that I'm shortsighted. Not severely, but enough for it to be worth noting. (On the opposite end of the spectrum, I also have extremely sensitive hearing with a very broad frequency range. It actually makes typing without a fan on somewhat uncomfortable to my ears.)

Salix Babylonika

Mojave Music

• Real Name: Nathan A****,
• superformal, non-legal name: Nathaniel-Micheal Aumensberg-Knightz-Fogelsky
• Birthplace: Amsterdam, Holland
• Current Place of Residence: Palmerton, Pennsylvania, USA
• Ethnicity: Generically Caucasian but mostly Dutch
• Eye/Hair Color: Brown
• Beard Status: Lion-like
• Orientation: Sexy People
• Favored Instrument: Laptop
• Favorite Weather: Partly Cloudy
• Dominant Hand: Neither
  
• Handwriting: Largely Illegible 
• Glasses: For nearsightedness
• Number of siblings lived with: 3
• Super Sekrit Species: Witch Youkai
• Relationship With Your Mother: Intimate
• Favorite Color: Royal Purple

ProfessorGator

ProfessorGator

Real First Name: Tim

Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Born: 1992

Gender: Male

Handedness: Right

Preferred Game Consoles: Nintendo handhelds

Favorite Pizza Toppings: pepperoni, pineapples, onions, and spicy Italian sausage

Glasses: For nearsightedness

Psychological Issues: Asperger's/Autism

Imipolex G

Tim is a good name. Tim is my dad's name. YNTKT

Salix Babylonika

What ever happened to Timothy
I was at prep with him you see
We used to call him spaz
Now he's on air chatting to Nas
He was a whizz with a cricket bat
But he never used to talk like that

Viani

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Salix Babylonika

Viani said:

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well that's another avatar for me to use on Facebook

Imipolex G

Marisa

what happen to you

thenamelesssamurai

thenamelesssamurai

• Real name: Geoff
• Namesakes: Geoffrey Chaucer and Prince Geoffrey of England
  
• Born: 1990
• Current location: Atlanta, Georgia
• Sex: Male
• Gender: Male
• Orientation: Straight
• Relationship Status: Perpetually single
• Psychological stuff: Type 1 ADD (maybe type 5), depressive tendencies and an inferiority complex
• Occupation: Student (Music technology with minors in computer science and philosophy)
• Dominant hand: Left
  

Justice4243

I'm 5'8". TAKE THAT, VRISKA!

sunn wolf

sunn wolf

real name: god ask someone who knows you loser

shares birthdate with: winnie the pooh, steve coogan

age: 20.

occupation: student, writer (ineffectual), prog rock drummer (highly obscure), vocalist (unpractised)

eye colour: people disagree

hair colour: dependent on lighting/people disagree

orientation: none ascribed to

gender/sex: male

location: Lancaster or london (variable)

physicality: 5'9", 10 and a bit stone

psychology: ill find out when they diagnose me

likes: fiction (long/short,flash), poetry, music (inc. country/rap), ambiguity, black, yellow, jacques derrida, general world populace, unusual time signature

dislikes: internet, putting mysellf into demographics

relationship status: in relationship

favourite numbers: 8, 64, 420, palindromic numbers

Hexartes

Mojave Music said:

• Relationship With Your Mother: Intimate

This is hilarious.

Sredni Vashtar

^ Lazuli's is my favourite so far; Viani's is a very close second.

Scratch that. I think it's a tie now.

Salix Babylonika

wait what

Sredni Vashtar

Viani's is brutally honest and very funny at the same time; yours is simply absurd and hilarious for it. It's a toss-up as to which I find a more enjoyable read.

Salix Babylonika

Sredni Vashtar said:

Viani's is brutally honest and very funny at the same time; yours is simply absurd and hilarious for it. It's a toss-up as to which I find a more enjoyable read.

most of mine is serious

Sredni Vashtar

Your phrasing was still funny in many parts. I appreciate that.

RocketRunner

RocketDude/RocketRunner/[Roland/Karl] Verliden

Name: Andrew
Gender: Male
Born: 1993
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Relationship status: Single
Psych. issues: AS
Height: 5'11"
Handedness: Left
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Ancestry: Italian, Filipino, Chinese

Hexartes

We have a lot of lefties here.

RocketRunner

I should note that it's for writing: I cannot use a mouse with my left hand, and for everything else, I'm practically ambidextrous.

Misery

Draco/Two Face
Born:1993
Location: Fresno, California
Gender: Female
Handedness: Left
Orientation: Bisexual
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Reddish brown
Height: 5'3"
Race: Half Asian and half White
Relationship Status: Taken by Ace

Imipolex G

more Imi info!

hair: dark brown
eyes: brown
ancestry: English, German, Native American (Apache)
shares birthday with: C.S. Lewis, Fossilmaiden
favorite writers: Pynchon, Borges, Joyce
favorite musics people: Rush, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, stoner metal and thrash generally
psych issues: depression, anxiety, chronophobia
animal motif: cow
job: ninja throwing star

Justice4243

Hair: brown

Eyes: brown

Beard: Yes

Hair: long

Brown: No

White: Yes

Eyes: 2

Glasses: Sun 

I really need to get a proper pair of glasses here, soon.

Tre

I probably need glasses too.

Hence why I tend to draw myself wearing them even though I don't own any. (That, and I think square ones look cool.)

Justice4243

My sun glasses are prescription, but I kinda need a regular pair if only to shut my manager up. 

Course, he'll give me crap when I finally cave, that's just the sort of jerk-ass he is.

...This probably sounds much more hostile than the affectionate way I mean it in my head...Software Engineers tend to be a tad cynical and sarcastic from what I've seen and my manager is one himself so flinging crap at each other is...

  

Viani

flinging crap at each other is a manner of showing affection, but when they don't interact with you at all usually means they have no affection for you at all. One of my friends is like that. Her prodding at me insultingly is one of the few ways she is comfortable at talking with me (or for those who know the term Tsundere) and when she meets somebody she doesn't like, she refuses to interact with them in that manner, instead ignoring them and disregarding them entirely.

Tre

kimmy jin from Pitch Perfect was probably like that

probably

they didn't give her much character so we'll probably never know

Imipolex G

Sometimes I fear that I'm like that (in real life, anyway) and people don't get it.

Justice4243

If you hang around the people often enough and they seem to like you well enough, they probably do.

Sredni Vashtar

My friends and I have a whole schtick surrounding saying awful things to each other. We amuse ourselves quite well with it.