One of those is technically redundant given your indie games thread, and another is about a thread which appears to no longer exist (bad link?), but the first one... yeah, that's pretty unlikely.
Seriously, did you post these at some weird time where no-one that would respond to them would see them? That's borderline miraculous, especially given that you're not exactly some massive pariah around here.
Make a thread about the effects of nuclear power on perfectly cubical pieces of onyx that have been possessed by the spirits of coelacanths that have been dead precisely 589 years 490 minutes 48 seconds?
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...although it will get one reply, namely that one Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff sports pile comic
it concerned chocolate and bad puns