Phiones

criminalscum · 2013-01-30 04:36:46

Bunch of crumby flit Manaphy clones that prevent people from actually using Tail Glow. I wonder what old Mew would think? Phiones kill me, they really do.

Viani · 2013-01-30 04:47:22

Rated number 3 as one of the least popular pokemon next to Luvdisc (#2) and Quilfish (#1)

Bunny · 2013-01-30 08:18:18

of course, everything falls to motherfucking quagsire

best poke

only poke

criminalscum · 2013-01-30 08:22:36

Giga Drain.

Bunny · 2013-01-30 08:23:39

pfffffft

you're already dead before Quagsire gets hit by that

he's just that good

criminalscum · 2013-01-30 09:19:16

Admittedly, Quagsire kicking Kyogre's ass never stops being funny.

Tachyon · 2013-01-30 12:30:29

...is this thread actually about Alomomola?

criminalscum · 2013-01-30 12:36:58

It's about gorilla warfare, a subject I'm highly trained in.

Obā-san · 2013-01-30 13:00:38

Viani said:
Quilfish

Back when I first got silver I caught a Quilfish and it was my fave

I luved it so much

ProfessorGator · 2013-01-30 13:02:23

Viani said:
Rated number 3 as one of the least popular pokemon next to Luvdisc (#2) and Quilfish (#1)

What survey was this?

Obā-san · 2013-01-30 13:04:58

Qwilfish is a Pokemon that has been overlooked time and time again in previous generations due to its poor base stats overall. However, BW brought Qwilfish its saving grace: a new Dream World ability in Intimidate. This makes Qwilfish much bulkier on the physical side than its stats would make it seem and gives it a chance to shine in RU. Qwilfish is a top choice for a defensive Spikes user, as it can check many top physically attacking threats such as Entei and Escavalier. Qwilfish's semi-unique typing gives it handy resistances to Fire-, Fighting-, and Bug-type attacks, all of which are common in RU. It's also gotten better with the coming of BW2, as one of its main issues was a lack of recovery, and this has been somewhat mitigated by the addition of Pain Split to its arsenal. However, some flaws remain. Qwilfish's atrocious Special Defense means that it struggles to take any powerful neutral special attacks, making it a setup opportunity for threatening foes such as Sceptile and Lilligant. It also has a bit of four-moveslot syndrome, as it has several moves that allow it to deal with certain kinds of foes, whether they are setup sweepers with Substitute, slower entry hazard setters, or fast offensive Pokemon. Qwilfish can't fit all of these moves on a single set though, so it's bound to have trouble with a certain type of threat. Nevertheless, Qwilfish is a top utility Pokemon and one of the best Spikes users in the metagame, and it is absolutely deserving of a teamslot should you require its services.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-30 17:16:45

This what be what it's like to try reading about magic the gathering with little to no idea of how the game works.

Obā-san · 2013-01-30 17:19:46

huh?

Imipolex G · 2013-01-30 17:24:41

It is roughly as impenetrable as Magic The Gathering conversation, yes.

Previous Calica · 2013-01-30 17:57:59

It's like Magic the Gathering except with puns instead of fantasy names.

Of course, Pokémon cards were basically a simplified version of both Magic the Gathering and the Game Boy games anyways.

Obā-san · 2013-01-30 18:00:56

i had pokemon cards when i was little

i still have like a cubic foot of them i have no idea what to do with

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