The Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass First Anniversary Sweepstakes!
Hey, kids! Amazon.com here. My buddy and I have been having adventures on your computer screen for one whole year! And to celebrate, we're giving away brand new computer!
This top-of-the line machine has a 15" color monitor, a 233 MHz Pentium processor, 32 MB of RAM, 600 MB hard drive, and comes pre-installed with Windows 95 and Netscape Navigator so you can surf the Information Superhighway!
To enter, write your name, address, and Tumblr URL on a 3x5 notecard, and send it to:
Amazon.com and Jackie's Awesome Computer Giveaway
P.O. Box 1123
Philadelphia, PA 19107
Then watch The New Adventures of Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass on The Hub, February 8th at 9 p.m., to see the name of the winner!
No purchase necessary. Many will enter; one will win. And remember, may the force be ever in your favor! ^_^
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