Please PLEASE Tell me you brought me some COFFEEE CUPS

Viani · 2013-01-23 01:01:45

Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mugs, Mugs. Mug-a-mug. Mug-a-mug. Mugs! God, why can't I stop singing this fucking song?!

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-01-23 01:06:15

Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how
crazy I sound? Of course I do! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT
TOO

Viani · 2013-01-23 01:11:15

They made me just to torture me! But you know, it's the neglect that hurts the most! 'Hey, everybody, let's turn ourselves into robot brains in jars.' Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? ...NOT FUCKING MANY!

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-01-23 01:12:20

Please, please, please, tell me you stomped Dr. O's brain into a fine paste! Did he squeal? Did he beg? God, I hope he begged! Who's the flatware bitch now, O!?

Viani · 2013-01-23 01:24:01

When you were gone I spent all day trying to get a coffee mug off a shelf and when I finally got it I was soooo happy....I cried. I hate. My life.

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-01-23 01:30:06

Maybe you've seen some of those big, imposing Securitrons with their lovely laser guns and rocket launchers - SCARY faces? I'm not one of those.

Please PLEASE Tell me you brought me some COFFEEE CUPS

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