ENNIS

Alduin

ZE GANCKSTERS YOU SAW ASSAULTING BARNES. ZEY ARE STILL AT LARGE, YES?

EXCELLENT. FETCH ZEM FOR ME AND BRING ME ZE COMPLETE FORMULA.

Alduin

SOON GENTLEMEN YOU WILL ALL HAVE IMMORTAL LIFE.

ZIS IS VHAT YOU VANT, YES?

Ace Rimmer

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Alduin

Alduin

I DESPISE ALL THOSE YOUNGER THAN ME.

Sir, wouldn't that mean...everyone?

HMMM. YES, ENNIS.

Fossilmaiden

Sredni Vashtar

Goddamnit, now I'm going to be whistling the Baccano! theme all night...

Misery

Garth Ennis

Tre

Ennis Hofftard (Will Arnett) - A cyclist who teaches English and chases women. His catchphrase is "Catchphrases are for losers". He is inept at thinking his plans through, usually causing even more trouble, and he seldom thinks about anything unless it has something to do with a woman or the promise of avoiding work. He is shown to be very talented when it comes to getting a woman, even being a dating teacher before becoming an English Teacher. He has also exhibited on several occasions the internal thought processes of a house cat which he refers to as his "comfort kitty" (a live action cat with a very foul tongue) because he is cowardly. He was influenced by a feeling of failure to live up to his military dad but he later learns that his father was also a cowardly figure who has a comfort kitty of his own.