THe OFFICIAL "Manly McMacho and Jumpingzombie have a bby" thread

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 14:58:55

I'M GONNA BE A DADDY, YEEHAW

*shoots the waiter*

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING

except u Christina, u earned this*

*and Lana and Nicki

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-18 15:01:18

You'd better not cheat on me with Christina >=(

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 15:05:53

Oh babe, you know that'd never happen.

Lana, maybe, but Christina? Never.

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-18 15:09:55

Well, if it's Lana, then, I GUESS it's okay. She's America after all.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 15:12:46

jz, there's something I must tell you. When you told me you were having my babby it changed my life, and, well...

*gets

on 1 knee*

will you make me the happiest man in this trash heap and do me the honor of marriage?

Obā-san · 2013-01-18 15:17:12

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-18 15:19:15

*wipes tear away*

Manly, I've been waiting all my life for you so say those words to me.

Yes, let's do it! Let's get hitched and have our genius babby.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 15:53:31

Oh jz! I can't wait to start a family with you, it's going to be so beautiful!

*grabs her and does whatever expecting parents do to each other*

Mr. Darcy · 2013-01-18 15:56:43

You've made me the most confused man in the world.

Imipolex G · 2013-01-18 16:12:57

What will this babby be named?

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 16:13:33

jumpingman

manlyzombie

zombiemcmacho

...We're still thinking of names

Justice4243 · 2013-01-18 16:14:05

http://my.twonky.com/video?vid=419070251

Imipolex G · 2013-01-18 16:14:49

Knowing JZ, she'll probably want Treasure Cocaine.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-18 16:17:25

So... is this situation reason enough for the Shipping Zombie to return, or have you finally put it to rest?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-18 16:19:06

name the baby Twonky McDeco.

Mr. Darcy · 2013-01-18 16:55:25

Hooray, shipping Zombie!

How many people has she been shipped with?

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-18 17:14:34

Imipölex G said:
Knowing JZ, she'll probably want Treasure Cocaine.

I'd like that, but I have to make sure it was okay with Manly <3

Due to my expecting a babby, I am now working 4 jobs. This will give us more income and I can prepare for the soon to be coming insomnia once the noise machine is born.

Gilda: How many ship has SZ been a part of? Not as many as you'd think

Sredni: She's on one of her many sabbaticals.

Mr. Darcy · 2013-01-18 17:16:21

Jumpingzombie said:
Due to my expecting a babby, I am now working 4 jobs.

"I'm a welder by day and a dancer by night!"

Justice4243 · 2013-01-18 17:18:17

Don't confuse the two.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-18 17:27:12

A weldancer by dawn and dusk, as well!

Mr. Darcy · 2013-01-18 18:36:24

No, she's working four jobs, remember? You're still one short.

Anonus · 2013-01-18 18:40:21

Shippingzombie avoids any ship with girlginas in it

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-18 20:02:33

Anonus said:
Shippingzombie avoids any ship with girlginas in it

Imipolex G · 2013-01-18 20:07:45

eww girlginas

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-18 20:28:31

Anonus said:
Shippingzombie avoids any ship with girlginas in it

Aww, darn it...

*takes bat home*

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 21:40:37

Jumpingzombie said:

Imipölex G said:
Knowing JZ, she'll probably want Treasure Cocaine.
I'd like that, but I have to make sure it was okay with Manly <3

CUTE!!! n.n

PlutoniumFist · 2013-01-19 03:00:15

WHERE'S THIS FRIGGIN' BABY

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-19 03:01:58

PREGNANCY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

PlutoniumFist · 2013-01-19 03:04:04

GIVE ME THE BABY, I NEED IT RAISE IT TO BE STRONG

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-19 03:04:48

FUCK YOU, I'M RAISING IT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN JUST LIKE IT'S DADDY

PlutoniumFist · 2013-01-19 03:09:06

UNDER MY DIRECTION IT WILL BE ABLE TO CLEAVE MEN IN TWAIN AND EAT FULL-SIZED SUBS FOR BREAKFAST

NUCLEAR SUBS

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-19 03:10:21

YOU'RE UNINVITED TO THE WEDDING

Imipolex G · 2013-01-19 10:32:08

damn

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-20 18:06:04

aww but, I want my babby to cleave men in twain. Just that, though

Imipolex G · 2013-01-20 18:09:59

Obā-san · 2013-01-20 18:15:18

THe OFFICIAL "Manly McMacho and Jumpingzombie have a bby" thread

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