Some people are fat

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-15 21:08:50

it's just how life is

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-01-15 21:09:17

brb reporting this thread for sizism

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 21:10:53

well maybe those people wouldn't be fat if

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 21:11:32

What about Tre?

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-15 21:11:53

Corporal Forsythe said:
brb reporting this thread for sizism

well, you're a sizism!

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 21:12:17

he makes people fat and it isn't nice., cut it out TRE

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-01-15 21:13:16

JZ supports the hateriarchy ;_;

brb soaking up my tears with twinkies BUT THERE ARE NONE ANYMORE

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 21:14:26

silly coproral, taco bell's Doritos® Locos Tacos are fatppls new best friend

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-15 21:14:45

Manly: So that's where fat comes from! Tre! I always wondered, but mommy wouldn't tell me. She said it was too obscene/

Tears make twinkies soggy, anyway. I would assume.

Anonus · 2013-01-15 21:29:10

Corporal Forsythe said:
JZ supports the hateriarchy ;_;

brb soaking up my tears with twinkies BUT THERE ARE NONE ANYMORE

There's Cloud Cakes, which are the same thing but from Little Debbie and not Hostess

Obā-san · 2013-01-15 21:36:36

But twinkies are emblematic of the patriarchy

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 21:37:13

twinkies are quite phallic

I always preferred Hostess Cupcakes, myself

Anonus · 2013-01-15 21:40:48

Hostess may or may not have sold off its treats to someone else yet

I kept wanting to get in on the Hostess bidding but Capital Cities Industries might get too bloated as a result from this

Anonus · 2013-01-15 21:42:40

>private equity firms want some of Hostess's brands

Grr

My cue to bid, maybe?

It kind of saddens me that Hostess is selling the bread and snack cakes off separately. They'd been under common ownership for their whole existence.

lee4hmz · 2013-01-15 22:15:36

It looks like Flowers Foods is getting the bread division, but they haven't named a high bidder for the cakes business yet.

Anonus · 2013-01-15 22:18:51

I want to buy it

That way I can make Strawberry Shortcake hang out with Twinkie the Kid and then EAT HIM

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Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-15 22:34:48

Cream said:
heyyyyyy people in the military can't cry! :o

you're thinking of baseball.

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-15 22:39:04

No man of any kind can cry. They have no tearducts or sadness or emotions.

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Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 22:44:02

*cries*

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 22:46:47

I AM OFFICIALLY THE MANLIEST HEAPER

SUCK IT, ALL OF YOU

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-15 23:01:59

Imi's no man! He's a cow! Cows are notorious for their emotional behavior!

Anonus · 2013-01-15 23:03:26

Pynchon, Pynchon, Pynchon fairy princess

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-01-15 23:04:09

Manly McMacho said:
I AM OFFICIALLY THE MANLIEST HEAPER

SUCK IT, ALL OF YOU

Good, I was getting tired of holding the title

Here's the keys to all the anti-gun control arguments and mentioning the fact that you served in the military every other post is parked on the other side

also the insurance and registration is up on both of them

Princess Alice · 2013-01-15 23:04:27

^^ I giggled

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 23:04:32

Cows belong in the kitchen

lol get it

because they're food

*puts imi in between two slices of bread*

^^wait I changed my mind I'M NOT EVEN A MAN

help

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 23:04:56

Anonus said:
Pynchon, Pynchon, Pynchon fairy princess

that's me!

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 23:05:27

Manly McMacho said:
*puts imi in between two big boobies*

fixed that for ya

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 23:07:41

No, Imi. You are the boobies.

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 23:12:42

yay

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Imipolex G · 2013-01-16 00:31:06

I look pretty good in that pitcher

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Manly McMacho · 2013-01-16 00:33:46

*grabs the pitcher, pours everybody a glass of freshly squeezed imi*

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