THE HEAP PANTHEON

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 00:21:30

I'm creating another thread in the vein of HEAP: The Trading Card Game and The Empire of Heaperia, only this time for the gods of the Heap. The only one who I can think of is Nicki Minaj, but what would her sphere be?

EDIT: I will start posting the current pantheon here, rather than on post four.

HEAP PANTHEON

Major Gods: Nicki Minaj whose sphere is that of obfuscated stupidity, Pynchon, whose sphere is that of obscuring, Hussie, whose sphere is that of humor, Hathor, whose sphere is that of the female bosom, particularly of the large variety.

Minor Gods: Genesis P-orridge, the protoheaper.

Demons: Lana Del Ray, temptress of boring music and inexplicable patriotism

last updated 1/15/13

Obā-san · 2013-01-15 00:23:27

Genesis P-Orridge: Proto-Heaper, coined the Official Heap Motto

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 00:24:13

I think Zestpoole might be a Heap goddess.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 00:26:37

Tachyon · 2013-01-15 00:35:53

i don't know if Zestpoole is a goddess, she's more of a heaper archetype.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 00:36:22

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 00:36:29

HEAP PANTHEON

Major Gods: Nicki Minaj whose sphere is that of obfuscated stupidity, Pynchon, whose sphere is that of obscuring, Hussie, whose sphere is that of humor, Hathor, whose sphere is that of the female bosom, particularly of the large variety.

Minor Gods: Genesis P-orridge, the protoheaper.

Demons: Lana Del Ray, temptress of boring music and inexplicable patriotism

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 00:36:51

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 00:36:58

Maybe Zestpoole could be a mythological hero?

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 00:37:11

Obā-san · 2013-01-15 00:38:18

Genesis dude

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 00:38:37

Mr. Darcy · 2013-01-15 00:38:38

Hathor, goddess of pendulous teats.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 00:42:49

Kexruct said:
Lana Del Ray, goddess of amusingly bad songs (change maybe?)

Lana Del Rey, goddess of amusingly bad songs... AND AMERICA

Tachyon · 2013-01-15 00:47:35

i submit that, as suggested in the heap, Lana should be considered a demon, rather than a goddess.

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 00:48:27

Already changed.

RocketRunner · 2013-01-15 01:11:48

High-Explosive Almond Party

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 01:24:41

YES

I posit that High-Explosive Almond Party be registered the arch-demon of DEMONICS, IMMEDIATELY

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 01:25:05

....?

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 01:25:21

Remember, we can't let this get too bloated and silly.

Obā-san · 2013-01-15 01:25:49

Sillyness?

In MY heap?

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 01:27:25

Silly was the wrong word. It has to be somewhat internally consistent is what I'm saying.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-01-15 06:50:04

Lana Del Rey is my own personal goddess and I will fight you all.

Aliroz · 2013-01-15 14:17:01

High-Explosive Almond Party.

That must be the arch-demon!

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Vriska · 2013-01-15 16:42:00

I was hoping this was gonna 8e "which heaper is god/goddess of what thing".

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 16:48:09

It could also be that. That's actually a pretty good idea.

criminalscum · 2013-01-15 16:51:22

Manly McMacho said:

Kexruct said:
Lana Del Ray, goddess of amusingly bad songs (change maybe?)
Lana Del Rey, goddess of amusingly bad songs... AND AMERICA

There can be only one.

^^ Me too.

v Marina And The Diamonds.

Tre · 2013-01-15 16:54:04

^ who's this chick

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 16:57:55

^^But I like Marina and the Huge Boobs :(

Tre · 2013-01-15 17:14:57

oh yeah, that Katy Perry soundalike on the radio

she's not bad. 7/10 would bang :P

Aliroz · 2013-01-15 17:20:40

Tre, don't be a pervert.

You know that Mammals are icky, hideous, and malodourous.

Keep that mammal-lust in PMs.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 17:24:48

Tre said:
Katy Perry soundalike

*punches Tre in the left boob*

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-15 17:47:08

Aliroz_ said:
Tre, don't be a pervert.
You know that Mammals are icky, hideous, and malodourous.
Keep that mammal-lust in PMs.

oh hush.

Tre · 2013-01-15 17:48:44

nyehh, i'm sorry

i was joking guys ;_;

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Hexartes · 2013-01-15 17:53:39

unless it's small in that case you should be ashamed

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 17:55:27

*calls the police on Cream for advocating a 13 y/o to expose his man-parts*

Aliroz · 2013-01-15 18:02:53

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Hexartes · 2013-01-15 18:27:50

Tre is slightly older than me. Manly may have been thinking of Spacey.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-15 18:29:37

Okay, admittedly, I don't remember how old any of you are, but I'm p sure Tre is still underagestuck.

Anonus · 2013-01-15 18:36:00

16, not 13...

If it doesn't bother Tre it doesn't bother me.

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 20:15:17

PYNCHON

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 20:16:47

Whose sphere is...?

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 20:18:03

Obscurity and mindscrew

Hexartes · 2013-01-15 20:20:07

Wait, he's already there.

Imipolex G · 2013-01-15 20:23:09

oh snap

Odradek · 2015-11-13 00:51:21

I vote we bring this back.

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-11-13 09:58:09

I agree.

Hexartes · 2015-11-13 10:01:40

This thread has 3yearsyoungerthancurrentKexruct!Kexruct, and it's weird seeing that

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