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KJI · 2013-01-02 19:37:35

Power Companies HATE This Man...Power companies are scared that people will learn how to slash their bill and beat Obama's electricity monopoly using this 47-year-old patriot's "weird" trick.

Spacey · 2013-01-02 19:38:14

is it one weird trick

KJI · 2013-01-02 19:44:01

Natural Cure For Diabetes - One weird spice that cures diabetes.

Hexartes · 2013-01-02 19:47:02

I only have one diabete.

KJI · 2013-01-02 19:59:00

How A Divorced Mother Of Three Found Out About These Seven Hints To Better Eyesight.

lee4hmz · 2013-01-02 19:59:58

Don't Pay For Car Insurance Without This One Odd Jape!

KJI · 2013-01-02 20:00:44

How a smart Jap Man figured a way to beat the system! Realasiandating.gov

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-01-02 20:03:57

INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE THIS WOMAN

ProfessorGator · 2013-01-02 20:04:19

Strange But True! Ten Creepy Ways To Sleep Better At Night

sunn wolf · 2013-01-02 20:06:28

100% Of Boys Can Tell What Is Wrong With This Picture, But Girls Can't!

KJI · 2013-01-02 20:06:49

How to beat the seven deadly sins at your doorstep! You don't even need help from a The Bible or Torah!

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-01-02 20:16:58

Acai juice cures priapism? Read here for more!

ProfessorGator · 2013-01-02 20:23:29

Language professors are AFRAID of him! Find out this Ohio ice cream truck driver's startling secret to learning languages overnight!

KJI · 2013-01-02 20:25:06

What the government has been hiding from you: Why POM holds the secret to eternal immortality

glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-03 00:29:27

Why do I see these things all over conservative websites? Not the ones that are very blatantly scams, but similar lines, especially the stuff about alternative cures and anything implying that there's a conspiracy keeping an especially efficient or valuable thing out of people's hands.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-03 00:45:50

glennmagusharvey said:
Why do I see these things all over conservative websites? Not the ones that are very blatantly scams, but similar lines, especially the stuff about alternative cures and anything implying that there's a conspiracy keeping an especially efficient or valuable thing out of people's hands.

They're auto-generated. It's actually apparently pretty trivial to write a program that makes them, that said I don't know how to do it.

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-01-03 00:49:24

Apparently people click on this shit otherwise it wouldn't keep appearing. On Fox News' website, even.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-03 00:51:38

Corporal Forsythe said:
Apparently people click on this shit otherwise it wouldn't keep appearing. On Fox News' website, even.

Often the things they lead to are also auto-generated.

I once came across an entire Cracked style "lists of stuff" site that was auto-generated. Really should've bookmarked it.

KJI · 2013-01-03 06:54:51

Learn about why Internet peoples are PISSED OFF at Cracked dot com and other such websites!

KJI · 2013-01-03 15:44:36

Learn how to your IQ for FREE

Justice4243 · 2013-01-03 15:49:08

WHAT A DEAL!

lee4hmz · 2013-01-04 00:40:56

I accidentally my IQ. Is this bad?

KJI · 2013-01-04 15:26:36

Nine out of ten ontologists HATE this man! Discover why Rudolf Carnap is the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-05 01:23:10

Fourteen out of fifteen phylogenists LOVE this man! Discover why Giambattista Vico is the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

Imipolex G · 2013-01-05 01:34:18

Spacey · 2013-01-05 01:35:53

tried to read that once

key term being "tried"

Imipolex G · 2013-01-05 01:44:19

typical.

lee4hmz · 2013-01-05 02:13:50

e out of π mathematicians LOVE this man! Discover why oh I can't be buggered.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-05 03:43:54

4 out of 9 people DON'T GIVE A SHIT! Discover why the HONEY BADGER don't care!

KJI · 2013-01-05 11:42:52

FABER AND

FABER

Icalasari · 2013-01-05 15:30:55

rand(1,100)=A

If A <= 33, then rand(5,10)=B
print B-1 "out of" B "hate this"

I'mnoprogrammerwatamidoinhalp

RocketRunner · 2013-01-06 03:03:38

^^Burnstein and Burnstein

KJI · 2013-01-06 16:08:24

Find Out How to be a People

glennmagusharvey · 2013-01-06 18:56:15

P + b = B

look at the letters

thus FABER = FAPbER

> Pb
eww, lead

Hexartes · 2013-01-06 18:58:21

Do not bleach! Single Mom in Knoxville Area Discovers Simple Trick To Whiten Teeth

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-07 20:11:09

Spacey said:
tried to read that once

key term being "tried"

Imipölex G said:
typical.

KJI · 2013-01-07 21:38:02

And that's a wrap.

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