It's Justice Time (Image Heavy)

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 19:49:44

IT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY AND THAT MEANS I GET MY OWN THREAD! YOU CAN ALL JUST DEAL WITH IT!

tUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUtUMUt

HERE'S A THING THAT I DID (SUPER HILARIOUS)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

I GOT SO MUCH GIFTS TODAY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW:

THINGS I GOT THAT YOU DIDN'T GET TODAY (PROBABLY):

X2 Books with Japanese myth (all you weeaboos out there can eat it)
A book on Greek Myth
Book on faeries (IT'S SO MAGICAL UP IN THIS BITCH)
Book on Spirits & Ghosts (MAGICAL AND SPOOKY)
The Jedi Path (GONNA BE A JEDI)
Magic the Gathering Cards (GONNA BE A MAGIC JEDI)
MUNCHKIN DICE AND PENNY ARCADE SET (ULTIMATE FUCKING MUNCHKIN PLAYER OVER HERE)
Absolute Sandman volume 4 (IF I DROP ALL FOUR VOLUMES, PORTLAND SINKS INTO THE OCEAN A LITTLE MORE)

HOLY GODDAMN SHIT THERE'S CHRISTMAS STUFF TOO:

X2 Angel statues (gotta keep the demons scared)
X4 Books on angles (I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ANGELS KNOW, IT IS SO HOLY UP IN THIS FUCKING BITCH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA)

URIEL HELPS PEOPLE WITH HIS PSYCHIC POWERS!

NOW IT'S TIME TO

Anonus · 2012-12-30 19:53:04

oppa krunk style

Princess Alice · 2012-12-30 19:54:14

well

i would sing "happy birthday" but I don't need Warner Music Group shutting our site down

:P

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 19:55:09

FUCK THEM! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

I WILL SET THEIR FAMILIES ON FIRE!

Anonus · 2012-12-30 19:56:36

I wanted to buy them

If I manage to grab them away from Access Industries then you get to sing it all you want :P

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 19:57:16

MY BIRTHDAY PARTY REQUIRES SNOOPY!

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 20:03:50

MY BIRTHDAY PARTY REQUIRES FEELS!

Imipolex G · 2012-12-30 20:07:54

Uh, happy birthday Justice.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 20:08:59

METALLICA?!

Metallica is cool.

Imipolex G · 2012-12-30 20:09:22

only song I could think of with Justice in the title

Imipolex G · 2012-12-30 20:14:04

or mebbe

Unknown · 2012-12-30 20:15:46

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Haven · 2012-12-30 20:26:20

In lieu of saying happy birthday for the second time today:

Also, what cards did you get?

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 20:34:41

Sword of Fire and Ice

Sword of Light and Shadow

Chromatic Lantern

Thran Dynamo

Cyclonic Rift

Obā-san · 2012-12-30 21:16:28

counterpoint

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-12-30 21:48:20

MORE JUSTICE

Tre · 2012-12-30 21:49:25

Bappy hirthday, Justice!

RocketRunner · 2012-12-31 05:27:07

*Opens pocket watch*

It's game Justice Time!

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 17:47:41

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 17:49:06

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 18:02:57

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 18:11:56

I don't even know what this last one is, but I'm posting it:

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-06 18:13:18

source?

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 18:24:51

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32456735

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-01-06 18:34:52

Justice42 said:
I don't even know what this last one is, but I'm posting it:

90% sure that's Sayaka from Madoka Magica

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 19:18:08

I believe it is Madoka Magica fan-art, at least.

Princess Alice · 2013-01-06 21:00:19

What is the thing coming out the top of that kid's Game Boy?

Justice4243 · 2013-01-06 21:01:48

I'm pretty sure it's a magnifying glass/lamp attachment.

King_Friday · 2013-01-07 10:16:15

I can't believe it, but I found a comic that pefectly describes your brithday attitude in this thread Justice:

Justice4243 · 2013-01-07 13:15:30

Yes, YES!

Except, instead of swords with chains attached, I lash out with the internet,

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 01:23:55

Man, remember back in the days when you could walk down the mall hallways and there'd be cars and bikes and stuff you could write your name down and maybe win them?

And now? It's all about avoiding eye contact with the vendors at the kiosk.

NO! I DON'T need a new cell phone, you fat nasty trash, I want to fucking walk into Hot Topic to peruse some overpriced, nerdy shirts without being bugged by strangers selling shit I don't care about.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 01:39:27

ONE HOJILLION POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR! THROW LAST YEARS WINNERS INTO TO PIT, AND CELEBRATE THE VICTORS WITH FOOD AND WINE!

No, Dumbledore, no. You do this EVERY fucking year. Last year's winner WAS Gryffindor! IT'S ALWAYS GRYFFINDOR!

NONESENSE! THE POINT SYSTEM ALWAYS MAKES IT A SURPRISE!

It WOULD be if you didn't always award Gyffindor a made up number of points and declare them the winner EVERY FUCKING YEAR! Hell, I just give houses negative points to fuck with the kids, now.

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PROFESSOR SNAPE, WE MIXED THE WRONG POTIONS AND THE MIXTURE EXPLODED! ERNIE'S FACE AND HANDS HAVE BLOWN OFF AND HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!

NO GOOFING OFF IN POTIONS CLASS! MINUS ONE-HUNDRED POINTS FOR HUFFLEPUFF!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME STOP THE BLEEDING?!

YOU'RE MAKING A HORRIBLE MESS IN HERE! MINUS TWO-HUNDRED POINTS!

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...PROFESSOR SNAPE, FOR ABUSING THE SACRED POINT ASSIGNING SYSTEM YOU WILL NEVER BE THE DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER! IT SHALL FOREVER BE CHARACTERS THAT WILL LAST ONE BOOK BEFORE BEING REPLACED BY ANOTHER CHARACTER THAT IS RELEVANT FOR THAT PARTICULAR BOOK.

Aww, nerts!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 02:28:18

HARRY POTTER WOULD BE BETTER IF ALL THE CHARACTERS WHERE PANSEXUAL AND JUST CONSTANTLY FUCKING EVERYTHING AND JK ROWLING IS A CONFORMIST FORCING HER CALVINIST AGENDA FOR DOING OTHERWISE!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 02:39:33

Swimming and sex are both excellent anaerobic exercises, so the ideal workout should involve having sex with dolphins.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 02:40:32

I woke up at five AM a purchased all these goddamn Image licenses. So, I hope you like boobs and violence, because it's the entire menu for a while.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 02:42:01

Can Voodoo find ACCEPTANCE in this world where she is a shape-shifting mind reader?! Will she ever find love in a world where people shoot laser beams from their eyes and are made out of atomic energy!?

Please read the first few dozen issues of her running around and murdering innocent people to find out!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-07 02:20:20

Justice4243 · 2013-08-31 02:57:38

The Hub will never allow your ship to be canon because the members are of the same species.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-31 03:43:30

Sword of Herbivores and Carnivores

Sword of Acid and Base

Sword of Mayonnaise and Peanut Butter

Justice4243 · 2013-09-03 15:47:21

WHY ARE THEIR NO MORDECAIx tWILIGHT PICTURES AS TWILIGHT AS A BIRD?!

That' SPECIESIST!

Justice4243 · 2013-09-03 16:02:33

Dog!Spike X Human!Rarity, OTP for LIFE.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-03 16:04:47

Cross-species ♫ shipping Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuel!~°

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-03 16:10:25

:3

Justice4243 · 2013-09-06 19:30:21

Surprise grinned evilly as she looked out the window, it catching her face and expression.

"It's time," she said ominously.

"Oh! Oh! Party Time! 'cause it's always time for party time by my watch...if I wore one."

"No Pinkie," Surprised turned to face her bubbly roommate, "The stars are aligned, he will come to me in desperate need, and I shall give him what he desired. But at a terrible price."

"Oh! Who is it?! Who is it?!"

"He'll be here soon enough."

"Guessing games! I LOVE guessing games. Is it..."

The door slams open revealing a black alicorn with a blue mane, out of breath and perspiring.

"Justice..?" Pinkie asked trailing off.

"Surprise I...I..."

"I know why you're here," Surprise purred.

"It's just...it's just, I can't get them out of my head! Every thing I try just reminds me of them more! And it doesn't help that I actively FIND things to remind me of them.

"Yes, I know your hunger quiet well. And I know what you must do to calm the voices in your head."

Justice face calmed, and and kneeled on his hoofs and legs before the white pegasus, "What thy bidding, my master."

"You must TYPE your obsession down and publish it for the world to see. Only then will you be free of this urge."

...Your will be done, my master.

...

Yeah I wrote a thing.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-07 02:14:20

More.

Yeah, I'm in DEEP.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-08 04:24:41

Another part.

I'm sorry, body. Sleep is for people who aren't plagued with an endless stream of ideas for their silly cross-over, OTP fan-fiction.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-08 19:47:14

Part four.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-09 15:59:38

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9665238/5/

Justice4243 · 2013-09-20 01:55:56

Every once in a while, my anti-virus software somehow co-ops my search engine.

This time it did it with Yahoo!

It's like ordering a pizza, but when you open the door, instead of delicious, cheese covered crust with toppings, someone just scalds you with boiling water.

Seriously, this shit is worse than Bing. At least Microsoft figured out they need to try in copy Google where possible.

RocketRunner · 2013-09-20 03:04:57

Is it McAfee-related? They can default your search, I think.

Bee · 2013-09-20 04:26:02

AVG tries to on every update -- thankfully you can uncheck it, but it's always checked by default.

Worse, the AVG Toolbar is one of the most god-awfully slow CPU hogs out there (fucking vprot would eat an entire core even when no browsers were open), and they had that bug a while back that bloated their logfile.txt to over 40 gigs and it doesn't let you delete the file because it's always in use.

If you use AVG, go to Add/remove programs and uninstall their toolbar -- immediately -- then run CCleaner to force remove WINDOWS/Temp/toolbar_log.txt.

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