performing abortions with automatic weapons while listening to pirated music at a gay wedding

glennmagusharvey

when i started writing that, i thought it would be a funny little thing.  i was just aiming to beat the OP and various other attempts that came before, by incorporating more flamewars.

but then i kept on going with the narrative and it became more and more horrible.

Obā-san

CAN I SUGGEST YOU:

GET FUCKED

WHILE YOU LIE ABOUT CHILD-MOLESTING GROPES

AND PARKBENCH FLASHERS AND PERVERT CREEPS

AND ANAL VIRGINITY AND POLAROID SNAPS

AND VERBAL ABUSE AND BATHROOM RAPES

I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL YOU CAN:

REMEMBER YOUR OWN POINTLESS GLUE-SNIFFING ADOLESCENCE

THAT FUMBLING FLOPPY SEX

IN BETWEEN FAGS

THOSE PATHETIC FISTFIGHTS

ALL THOSE PATHETIC PETTY THEFTS

AND THIS AND THAT AND THIS AND THAT AND THIS AND THAT

AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING ADIDAS-CLICHÉD CRINGE

CAN I SUGGEST YOU:

POSE

WHILE YOU TAKE ANOTHER FRANTIC GLANCE AT YOUR SHOPWINDOW REFLECTION

ENSURING THE STINKING LIE IS MAINTAINED

BECAUSE THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU

YES, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU

YES, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU

YOU'LL LET A LEERING SCUMBAG BEER DRINKING RAT

RAISE YOUR NOSTRILS FOR A CLOSE-UP SMELL

OF FINGERTIP NICOTINE AND ANIMAL FAT

AND FORCE AN OPEN DEAD MOUTH

LAP UP OUNCES OF SEMICHEM SWEAT

SO CAN YOU FEEL THAT:

WOULD BE A TRULY TRULY DISGUSTING THING?

AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME

I'LL OPEN THE PACKAGE

I'LL WATCH THE SHOW

I'LL ENJOY PERFECTLY WELL-MADE ART

I'LL GET IN LINE BEHIND STUPIDITY

I'LL LET YOU LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH

I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL

I'LL NOT PICK OUT THE MISTAKES IN PUBLIC

I'LL JUST PUT IT DOWN TO PASSION

AND FEIGNED MEMORY LAPSE

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

CERTAINLY NOT RAPED

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU

A DRUNK? A DRUG ADDICT

A MOTHERLY PROTECTOR OF THE YOUNG?

ANOTHER BED-STAINING CUNT?

A CHILD MOLESTOR THAT NEEDS TO BE TOLD?

OR JUST A CRAVEN LUST-DRIVEN ARTIST

CHANNELLING CONFUSION AND FEAR

INTO A SICKLY LIMP REPETITIVE CRAFT

YES, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU

YOU'LL ACT LATE AND SURPRISED

YOU SAY YOU LOVED SEX?

YOU'LL LOVE BEING HATED FOR THE ACT

THE FILTHIER THE ABUSE AND THE DESPERATE UNDERAGE DETAILS

THE FATTER THE PAYBACK

SO RATHER THAN JUST LISTEN

BE ALTERED BY WHAT'S BEEN SAID

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME

I'LL SHOW YOU EMOTIONAL TRUTH

I'LL SHOW YOU THE FUCKING SOURCE

I'LL SHOW YOU YET ANOTHER FUCKING LIAR

AND THIS IS FOR THE YOU

I'LL SHOW YOU THAT SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU:

FEEL DIFFERENT

FEEL SPECIAL

I'LL GIVE YOU:

THOUGHTS

IMAGES

SOUNDS

I'LL GIVE THE YOU SOMETHING

EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN THE LAST ONE

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY IT'S THE BEST ONE YET

AND THEN YOU CAN LOOK BACK ON IT ALL

AND SAY:

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

AND SEE:

WHY YOU NEVER BECAME A DANCER

Klinotaxis

I love that song

Imipolex G

Tre said:

Tre said:

Vriska said:

Please don't make me get Kankri.

Nooooo. this thread has more triggers than a gun show. :p

2012 Tre officially confirmed an asshole. More at 11.

that was funny, though

Sredni Vashtar

Klinotaxis said:

I love that song

It is one of the most brilliantly vicious things that I have ever listened to. Philip Best is really good at that.

Klinotaxis

sorry is that actually a song

Sredni Vashtar

Probably the best known latter day Whitehouse track. Although "song" is less appropriate than, uh... "sonic performance art piece," I guess?

It's loud.

glennmagusharvey

...and then Hillary Clinton has something to say about Metroid: Other M.