there is a boombox blasting calypso music glued to your kitchen table

Salix Babylonika

you can't move it or turn it off, and it is indestructible.

what do you do

RocketRunner

Change that shit to Eurodance.

NEW NUMA URA HEY, NEW NUMA URA HEY, URA HEY HEY, NEW NUMA URA HEY

Princess Alice

Drag the table to the curb and put a cardboard sign that says "FREE" on it.

sunn wolf

Mojave Music said:

you can't move it or turn it off, and it is indestructible.

what do you do

commence dance party

Imipolex G

Figure out why it's indestructible and patent that shit.

Yarrun XIX

• Turn down the volume (hey, no one said that it had to be blasting calypso music).
• Put up an ad on Craigslist. Hope that the funds will be enough to buy a new kitchen table.
  
• See if it's indestructibility can prevent it from being disassembled.

Edit: The topic did not say that it had to be blasting calypso music at the time of writing

Manly McMacho

Break out the limbo set, put out some island food and have a caribbean style dance party

Eelektross

Gyrate hips.

Manly McMacho

EELEKTROSSSSSSSSS

Salix Babylonika

This thread is a piece of fucking history and needs to be brought back.

glennmagusharvey

I need to get the hell out of my apartment anyway, so this is a welcome development.

Yarrun XIX

Jane, it did not say that it had to be blasting at the moment of conception.

This is trickery and I shall not stand for it.

Salix Babylonika

edited 12/25/12 02:11:06 AM

glennmagusharvey

also it'll lend some unique background music to my apartment

lee4hmz

I have the radio from Portal stuck in my head now

Princess Alice

Planet Jane said:

edited 12/25/12 02:11:06 AM

It amuses me how all our regulars seem to prefer a different date format

for me it says "Tue 25 Dec 2012"

Fossilmaiden

edited 2012-12-25 07:11:06

glennmagusharvey

edited 2012-12-25 02:11:06

i'm a brit living in the united states it seems

Corvina

edited 2015-05-07 09:12:57

it's not just you GMH

Princess Alice

You dorks, YYYY-MM-DD is HH's default format. If you're seeing that one it's because you never changed it in your preferences. :P

Fossilmaiden

Central Avenue said:

You dorks, YYYY-MM-DD is HH's default format. If you're seeing that one it's because you never changed it in your preferences. :P

Or because the other preferences are dumb. :colbert:

glennmagusharvey

^ i'm running with that

Calica

Central Avenue said:

You dorks, YYYY-MM-DD is HH's default format. If you're seeing that one it's because you never changed it in your preferences. :P

I never changed it because it's a good format

glennmagusharvey

i like 24-hour time

Calica

I'm pretty okay with it

Tre

on May 07, 2015 at 03:29 pm

glennmagusharvey

actually to be fair, Y M D is chinese format, not british format, which is D M Y

Princess Alice

I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

glennmagusharvey

Central Avenue said:

I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

Calica

Central Avenue said:

I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

Corvina

glennmagusharvey said:

^ i'm running with that

eriophora zia

Central Avenue said:

Drag the table to the curb and put a cardboard sign that says "FREE" on it.

Central Avenue said:

I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

Salix Babylonika

Queen Poison said:

This thread is a piece of fucking history and needs to be brought back.

Salix Babylonika

god I used to actually be kind of funny