The Romance Thread

edited 2012-12-20 01:10:30 in General
Since CA and AU talk about their relationship instead of posting boobies and/or dicks in the fetish thread

I thought I would create this thread.

FYI, it sucks that Two Face lives 8000miles from me and dick
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  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    FYI, it sucks that Two Face lives 8000miles from me and dick

    Are you Bruce Wayne?
  • edited 2012-12-19 20:40:15
    You and Dick?

    Wait, shit, Gilda already did that.

    I have nothing to contribute anyways, I honestly don't think I could be in any sort of romance.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    My contributions are next to empty as well. I have a guy who wouldn't mind fucking me, but I'm not looking for a one night stand.

    Other than that, my only romantic prospect is a dude who is currently in Japan and won't be back until May. And even he is a bit of a stretch.
  • I honestly don't like the idea of screwing a woman I don't know, but I also don't like the thought of screwing a woman who I do know.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    So what thought of screwing do you like?
  • Thoughts that don't involve me? :P
  • edited 2012-12-19 21:03:36
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Well it's a little hard to have sex without yourself.

    Unless you're some kinda ghost dude or somethin'.

    ...You're not a ghost, are ya? :P
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm not fond of romance yet I'm in a relationship..the irony.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Oh, I love romance.

    Not sure why. It's just...a good romance feels so perfect.
  • ^^^No, I meant that I kinda like watching fucking that doesn't involve me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't understand romance very well. I may not be capable of it.

    This is why I restrict my interests in this area to you know already, why are you highlighting this
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Should we move this into an SFW category?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Admittedly, I don't see why it should be NSFW.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well alright then.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Admittedly, I don't see why it should be NSFW.

    It was set to NFSW just incase people wanted to talk about stuff that they didn't want people at work to see.
  • so wait

    there's a romance thread

    but no one here loves
  • LOV HURTS
    LOV SCARS
    LVE RULES IN MARS
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ Not quite true, we have at least 3 official couples that spring to mind.
  • I meant the people who showed up on the thread. But I guess that makes sense, since real lovers don't feel like flaunting it all around the place. 

    Also, other than Golden Calcium, what are the couples?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...took me a couple seconds to get that.

    Justice and King Friday are married.  Gilda and Leigh are dating, I believe.

    (Did I miss anyone?)
  • FUN FACT: Gold and Calcium can only make a CHEMICAL CONNECTION when they have extremely similar traits. 

    I understand though, finding love and having it work out is nearly impossible. But humans can do the impossible and see the invisible, so pretty much anyone can do it.
  • IT'S IMPOSSIBLE BUT POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE. Ah, love is hard
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hee.  That's rather sweet.

    Oh also, possibly Ace and Two Face?  Not 100% what the situation is with them.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    In what way arent you sure?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    As in I don't know, you're dating I think?  Or in a long distance relationship or something?

    Sorry, I hope I haven't offended?  I don't really know either of you that well.
  • edited 2012-12-20 11:47:53
    a8 why do you reek of kankri
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Because I am a champion of justice!

    I mean, because I don't like upsetting people I guess.
  • That's a fine thing to dislike.
  • In my fifth LDR.

    Just changed my facebook relationship status with my girlfriend of one month.
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  • Do LDRs really work? 'cause, y'know, you don't really know the person. I mean, you have what she shows you and tells you, but is that really everything

    Tch, ignore me, it's just an incomplete thought
  • I eat men when I feel hungry.
    DRAGON

    -readies spells-
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  • You also forget that dragons such as yourself share the same realness attribute. Therefore, you should logically not be telling me this.

  • Because you don't exist.
  • Do LDRs really work? 'cause, y'know, you don't really know the person. I mean, you have what she shows you and tells you, but is that really everything


    Tch, ignore me, it's just an incomplete thought
    I had an LDR, it worked ok.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    a8 said:

    As in I don't know, you're dating I think?  Or in a long distance relationship or something?

    Sorry, I hope I haven't offended?  I don't really know either of you that well.

    Its a LDR thingy

    Been happening for over a year now.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    Do LDRs really work? 'cause, y'know, you don't really know the person. I mean, you have what she shows you and tells you, but is that really everything


    Tch, ignore me, it's just an incomplete thought
    This problem exists in all relationships, you know. Not just the ones with distance.

    It's all too easy to hide things, even from the people you love.

    On that note, distance does make it easier to hide some stuff, but with the advancement of technology it gets harder and harder. I mean, Skype alone can really help you get to know someone, if only because it means you're now talking face to face.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I meant the people who showed up on the thread. But I guess that makes sense, since real lovers don't feel like flaunting it all around the place. 

    Also, other than Golden Calcium, what are the couples?
    "TODAY MY WIFE AND I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION...BUT THEN THAT GOT BORING SO WE FIGURED OUT WHAT ELSE MY COCK FIT INTO. IT WAS A GOOD DAY" 


  • edited 2012-12-20 23:59:52
    Justice42 said:

    I meant the people who showed up on the thread. But I guess that makes sense, since real lovers don't feel like flaunting it all around the place. 

    Also, other than Golden Calcium, what are the couples?
    "TODAY MY WIFE AND I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION...BUT THEN THAT GOT BORING SO WE FIGURED OUT WHAT ELSE MY COCK FIT INTO. IT WAS A GOOD DAY" 


    justice, please tell me this is actually your sex life

    please

    because

    i want someone like this to exist in reality and do these things

    so i may laugh at them

    i think my life's goals are sad

    but it doesn't matter
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    JZ you just like the cocks
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  • justice how

    how can you always make a joke out of what i say

    TEACH ME HOW TO BE FUNNY
  • teach me how to funny

    teach me teach me how to funny

    to get all the bitchez on me

    all the all the bitchez on me

  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Justice42 said:

    "TODAY MY WIFE AND I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION...BUT THEN THAT GOT BORING SO WE FIGURED OUT WHAT ELSE MY COCK FIT INTO. IT WAS A GOOD DAY" 

     
    "OW OW GET THIS WINE BOTTLE OFF, DOCTOR!"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    See this is exactly why we were in the nsfw category.

    On that note what is up with the tags on this thread?
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