Things that are not candy

glennmagusharvey · 2012-12-17 20:31:42

* an apple
* granola bars

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 20:35:19

* sudafed

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 20:41:44

* razor blades

lee4hmz · 2012-12-17 20:57:49

* popcorn balls

* first-generation iPod Shuffles

ProfessorGator · 2012-12-17 21:08:49

* building insulation

* owl pellets

Tachyon · 2012-12-17 22:00:20

* paint chips

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 22:32:55

* peanut M&Ms OH SNAP

Tachyon · 2012-12-17 22:38:02

* bat guano

One time when I was a kid my friend's mother offered me what she said were chocolate raisins. I didn't like chocolate raisins so I said no thank you, and then she said they were actually bat droppings. I felt betrayed. As you can see, years later I'm still seething with resentment.

RocketRunner · 2012-12-18 07:04:15

* Dildoes

Fossilmaiden · 2012-12-18 07:05:09

* Liquorice

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-18 07:40:02

* me

Tachyon · 2012-12-18 10:24:29

* Jack Chick tracts
* kind words

Things that are not candy

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