ITT: Kexruct reviews things you request

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 18:51:24

Because I get bored sometimes. Go ahead, request something.

sunn wolf · 2012-12-13 18:54:41

this

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-13 19:15:10

Pink Flamingos

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 19:23:31

Corporal Forsythe said:
Pink Flamingos

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-13 19:24:43

A Serbian Film

Pick a game (not one of your favorites) from your library and review it.

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 19:29:25

That'll be a tough one. I don't own many games I dislike or don't particularly like.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-13 19:33:53

Then choose a game that you haven't played in a while.

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 19:35:25

No, I'm sure I can find one, it's just that I'm watching a movie at the moment and can't review anything. It'll be a while.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-13 19:35:59

download Rocky Memphis & The Temple of Ophuxof and tell me what you think of it.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-13 19:36:56

Wait I got a good one

The Groovy Ghoulies meet Daffy Duck

Filmation and WB get together to make a cartoon

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-13 19:37:21

that is a real thing, btw

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 19:43:50

Mojave Music said:
download Rocky Memphis & The Temple of Ophuxof and tell me what you think of it.

My computer can hardly play Slender, I seriously doubt it could handle any other game.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-13 20:05:51

it's a Commodore 64-style 2d platformer. If your computer can't run that, you are literally posting from a calculator.

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 20:07:32

Oh, okay, I didn't google it or anything. I really should've.

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 21:48:42

Okay, first impressions of MM's game:

It's really addicting. The music is good, the challenge seems like it will be somewhat high without being frustrating.

I only have two problems: The color scheme makes it somewhat difficult to make out platforms, and getting the powerup that makes you go faster makes it really easy to die as you'll run to the next screen and immediately die.

Unknown · 2012-12-13 22:08:02

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Hexartes · 2012-12-13 22:09:21

Tried it.

It was haaaaard.

And actually, fun as it was, it was a relatively long game with really only one purpose, which I don't normally enjoy.

Bunny · 2012-12-13 22:15:19

play Ib

it is a fun game

http://vgboy.dabomstew.com/other/ib.htm

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 22:17:47

Just for the sake of my crappy computer and my mother's pathological fear of downloading things, can we try to avoid games that you have to download from here on out? I have no doubt these games are amazing, don't get me wrong. I'd just prefer games I can just buy.

Also, keep in mind it's not restricted to just games. Or good things for that matter.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-13 22:33:38

I'll double that vote for Ib

Spacey · 2012-12-13 22:35:32

Play Steamlands. It's a flash game, so no downloading.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-13 22:39:22

Your mother will let you buy things, but not download them for free?

Hexartes · 2012-12-13 22:46:44

No, buy physical copies of console games.

Bunny · 2012-12-13 22:57:41

Review this, then

Unknown · 2012-12-13 22:58:26

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RocketRunner · 2012-12-14 00:31:18

Try MegaMek, Kex.

Tre · 2012-12-14 01:00:50

:P

Hexartes · 2012-12-14 11:59:15

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DO I LEAVE MY COMPUTER OPEN

Tre · 2012-12-14 16:42:00

sorry

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-15 02:09:30

review:

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-17 03:26:12

Pick a gay porn, any gay porn. Review every penis involved.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-18 15:27:57

That sounds... illegal given the age of the reviewer.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 15:47:10

Wait, Kexington is under8? lol oh wow

okay then Kex, I demand you review Lana Del Rey's signature album "Born To Die", including the paradise edition songs and every remix you can find. It's about the same level of gay anyway.

Hexartes · 2013-01-18 15:48:52

I'll review two of the songs from that album.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 15:50:58

how about ten

Hexartes · 2013-01-18 15:53:12

Mojave Music said:
review:

I'm not a huge fan of rap, but this is one of the better rap songs I've heard. He seems like he's more intelligent than the average rapper, and the beat sounded pretty good. Like I said, I'm not a huge rap fan so there's really not much for me to say here.

Hexartes · 2013-01-18 15:53:29

Manly McMacho said:
how about ten

Could you post some of the songs you want me to listen to?

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 16:03:49

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-18 16:07:37

this

I keep forgetting that this happened.

Review something?

The Tatami Galaxy.

The rest of it's on Hulu. It's amazing. Go watch it.

Hexartes · 2013-01-18 16:14:58

She's so boring.

Listening to her songs is near painful.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 16:23:42

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