I mocked Santa

Odradek · 2012-12-12 14:28:28

while he was on his way to be tied to a Christmas tree upside down, have a stake of holly shoved through his heart, and finally die on his 8th day of fasting and agony, only to rise again after 12 days on Christmas Eve and ascend to the North Pole on a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer.

Now, for my sin, I must walk the earth forever as an immortal.

Pity me.

Obā-san · 2012-12-12 14:56:17

the sad sad story of the Wandering Elf

lee4hmz · 2012-12-12 22:47:25

Was this THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, per chance?

Bunny · 2012-12-12 22:50:47

When I was younger, I was afraid of the Mall Santa.

Mall Santas still make me uneasy

criminalscum · 2012-12-12 22:59:18

DECEMBER 25TH:

YOU

Anonus · 2012-12-12 23:46:49

Hey Odradek, would you appreciate selling the rights to your story to us for a few million bucks

We feel that it would make a harrowing film

Misery · 2012-12-13 00:06:42

ok

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-13 01:38:08

lee4hmz said:
Was this THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

in a distant land, I--AKU!--the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL! But a FOOLISH samurai warrior, WIELDING a magic sword--stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I TORE open a portal in time! And flung him into the future--WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW!--now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is AKU!