ITT: Misquote Shakespeare

Mr. Darcy

For saints have hands, that pilgrims' hands do touch,

And palm to palm is Arnold Palmer's kiss.

Obā-san

To be or not to be, that is the question, whether in the minds of insane fortunes, or to lather bandicoot....

Corporal Forsythe

moist by george peppard

Obā-san

I get it cracking like a bad back.

Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat

I'm Angelina, you Jennifer

Come on bitch, you see where Brad at

Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches

You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes

You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses

Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman

Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman

Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man

Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in

Ayo SB, what's the fucks good?

We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood

Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish

A bitch wouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuld

Tre

Naney wins the thread.

Everyone can go home.