I think I swallowed a fly

Mr. Darcy

Mr. Darcy

2012-12-07 13:41:42 edited 2012-12-07 13:41:42 in General

I don't know why I swallowed a fly.

Perhaps I'll die.

Comments

King_Friday

2012-12-07 14:12:42
BEEFCAKE

Perhaps you will become one with the fly and develop the desire to poop on everything you eat.
Justice4243

2012-12-07 14:48:55
READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

I vote he eats a frog.
Tachyon

2012-12-07 15:09:00
^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}

Bad idea, who knows where that will end?
Jumpingzombie

2012-12-07 15:52:34

Did you also swallow a spider to catch the fly?
Mr. Darcy

2012-12-07 16:49:27
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

JZ swallowed a spider. It wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.

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