Dating Sites

Gelzo

Alright, so I made an account on this dating site. I spend so much time by myself in a big city, so it seemed like a good idea.

It's fun to look at what's out there, especially when you do searches for who's most opposite to you. This one was the worst match in the area:

My self-summary

i take my belifes very seriously so would really only prefer to meet guys that are into LDS

What I’m doing with my life

Taking care of for kids is super hard but I have a big family to help. Mostly I hang and watch tv and go to services.

I’m really good at

Breeding

The first things people usually notice about me

I have big boobs

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

I dont read really anything but the Book of Mormon. I think other stuff is bad.

The six things I could never do without

god, my 4 kids, velvita, my family, cookies

I spend a lot of time thinking about

God n stuff n stuff

Gelzo

It also says she's a high school dropout.

Salix Babylonika

someone's trollan'

Gelzo

Honestly? I doubt it. 

Salix Babylonika

either that or she's one of those people who are kind of amusingly spacey. those are precious few in the real world.

else, she is not representing herself very well. i kinda doubt anyone can be legitimately that out there. then again, i used to know chagen, so i guess anything is possible.

Gelzo

I can find more examples if you're interested.

Salix Babylonika

lets don't and say we did, ed

Viani

lets do it aheye

Imipolex G

Gelzo said:

The first things people usually notice about me

I have big boobs

Sold!

Mr. Darcy

Gelzo said:

I’m really good at

Breeding

Darwin says "you win at life."