Happy National Remembering Ohio Exists Day

criminalscum · 2012-11-06 23:55:52

Now the country can go back to ignoring it for the next 4 years.

(sorry, CA)

Princess Alice · 2012-11-06 23:56:40

Boy, you're askin' for a slappin'

Anonus · 2012-11-06 23:58:54

Inky boy ABC has an OWNED-AND-OPERATED STATION in Ohio

We will be sending the trucks to your house to SCOLD YOU STERNLY

Obā-san · 2012-11-06 23:59:43

Buckeyes and things.

Spacey · 2012-11-07 00:00:45

what's an ohio

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 00:00:47

Anonus · 2012-11-07 00:02:09

Political ad money that NBCUniversal DOESN'T HAVE

Neener neener Mr. Burke, you are not quite as mogul as Anonymous User this time around

*waves golden Circle 7 pendant around, even though WSYX is on channel 6 but they don't have a Circle 7*

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-07 01:00:31

Meh. Cheap Pennsylvania knock-off.

*...*

I mean that with the greatest possible affection. Without Ohio, the world wouldn't have DEVO or Pere Ubu.

But not The Stooges. That's Detroit. Which exists.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-07 01:50:24

You know why they call it Ohio?

Cuz it's HIGH in the MIDDLE and ROUND on both ENDS! OH-HIGH-OH!! YUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!

Princess Alice · 2012-11-07 02:27:00

Fun fact: telling that joke is punishable by death in Ohio

King_Friday · 2012-11-07 06:35:01

Fun fact: For one day of the year it is still legal to shoot a person from California in Ohio if they are on or in the general vicinity of your property.

sunn wolf · 2012-11-07 08:32:24

cloudkicker comes from ohio

i like ohio

Tre · 2012-11-07 10:28:57

i know Ohio best for being CA's home state and also because they're just like North Carolina but in the midwest

heck, we fight over our similarities

Princess Alice · 2012-11-07 16:53:30

BIRTHPLACE OF AVIATION, BITCHES

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-07 17:18:41

Central Avenue said:
Fun fact: telling that joke is punishable by death in Ohio

Unless you're singing "Jocko Homo", I would assume.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-07 17:19:20

^{>Bugs Bunny joke}

^{>Punishable by death}

^{pick one.}

Tre · 2012-11-08 22:33:43

Central Avenue said:
BIRTHPLACE OF AVIATION, BITCHES

lol we're first in flight

Haven · 2012-11-08 22:34:40

good morning to you too

Princess Alice · 2012-11-08 22:35:47

>alliteration

Damn, you win this round. But you haven't seen the last of the Buckeye State!

GMH and Buttercupistiny and I should form Team Ohio or something

Imipolex G · 2012-11-08 22:36:19

Pennsylvania > Ohio

Princess Alice · 2012-11-08 22:36:37

^^^ I had to think about that one, which is surprising because the big anime convention here is also named around that pun

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-09 02:18:02

Imipölex G said:
Pennsylvania > Ohio

I already said that.

Then again, the hick parts of this state are probably just as bad as the hick parts of Ohio.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-09 02:30:41

THEY HAVE THE BIGGER DICK'S!

Tre · 2012-11-09 10:37:08

north carolina has the biggest and best dicks

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-09 21:03:00

What a Dick's...

Ace Rimmer · 2012-11-10 14:08:17

Tre said:
north carolina has the biggest and best dicks

<sigh>

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 14:09:57

who cares about dicks

what state has the biggest and best.......bookstores?

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 14:12:56

TRACTS OF LAND.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 14:16:38

that too.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 15:00:30

Imipölex G said:
who cares about dicks

what state has the biggest and best.......bookstores?

Powell's Books is a chain of bookstores in Portland, Oregon and its surrounding metropolitan area. Powell's headquarters, dubbed Powell's City of Books, claims to be the largest independent new and used bookstore in the world.

Eat a Dick's, everyplace else!

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 15:11:07

dammit

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 15:11:37

As a side note, Anonus should totally buy that place

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-10 15:34:27

Eat a Dick's, everyplace else!

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 15:43:03

Is that what they have in Idaho?

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 18:05:39

I've ate a Dick's burger before. I think there's a few in Washington.

Princess Alice · 2012-11-10 19:23:08

Imipölex G said:
As a side note, Anonus should totally buy that place

That was my first thought too, heh.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 19:24:51

You'd definitly have on of the most valuable book collectons on the face of the planet, then. In addition to having a HUGE selection, many tiles are worth over a hundred dollars. They even have a rare book selection that's sealed off by glass and stuff on the fourth floor. I'm not sure how much the books in their are worth, but I have no doubt there's quite a few going for several thosand dollars or more.

http://www.powells.com/rareandcollectible.html

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-10 19:44:56

Imipölex G said:
Is that what they have in Idaho?

Washington, mostly in the Seattle Area.

Idaho has Paul Bunyan's. It's about the same quality as Dick's.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 19:46:13

mmmmmm...rootbeer float

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-10 19:47:45

The do have good rootbeer floats and shakes.

The creepy winking sign thingy always creeped me out as a child.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 20:38:15

Jumpingzombie said:

Imipölex G said:
Is that what they have in Idaho?
Washington, mostly in the Seattle Area.

Idaho has Paul Bunyan's. It's about the same quality as Dick's.

PORTLAND ALSO HAS BETTER PAUL BUNYAN'S:

Though, this one dosen't feed you.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-10 20:43:32

So there's just like

a statue of Paul Bunyan in Portland?

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 20:49:49

Yes.

Ummmm...

'kay.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-10 20:54:10

Justice42 said:
Ummmm...

'kay.

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to post this.

also it a couple peeps could be so kind as to like that video. I don't normally ask, but of all the videos of mine you could dislike, that is a really stupid choice, and the big red bar on the bottom just looks unsightly.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 20:56:11

OUTLAW STAR REACTION YOUTUBE VIDEO!?

Someone here knows my weakness.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 21:03:45

That Paul Bunyan is a statue? For some reason it looks like a big balloon to me.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 21:04:43

It's pretty solid and pretty much exists in front of that Wells Fargo grinning forever at the blue collar strip joint across the street.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 21:05:38

hm.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 21:06:49

Great...now I'm imagining that axe is positioned purposly to hide his raging Bunyan boner at the thought of entering Dancin' Bear Bare.

Damnit brain, why you gotta troll myself?

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-10 21:18:59

Justice: Well, it's not as creepy, I'll give it that.

So, I'm dumb, but what's the significance of having a Paul Bunyan statue in Oregon? Or the Northwest? Cuz I thought, in the story he chilled out in Michigan and around that area.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-10 21:28:43

You know...I've never thought about it.

But we've got like, MAD Bunyan statues up in this bitch (this bitch being the Pacific North West):

Idaho:

Washington:

My only guess is we put them up as a reminder to all those green leefy fuckers around here that we chopped the ever living fuck out of them to make our cities and houses and we wouldn't hesitate to go all "Paul Banyun" on their barkey asses if those upity assholes tried anything.

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