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The 2012 U.S. Election

AnonusAnonus
edited 2012-11-06 22:38:15 in Talk
I figured we should have a thread on it...

As this is a political thread, try not to be at each other's throats.
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  • Corporal ForsytheCorporal Forsythe
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    I figured we should have a thread on it...

    As this is a political thread, try not to be at each other's throats.

    YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE

    but seriously speaking, all my liberal friends are afraid that Romney is winning and all my conservative friends are afraid that Obama is winning
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    and then Vermin Supreme won.


    the end
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Of EVERYTHING.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I'm using Huffington Post's thing to keep track: http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/2012/results
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also, things are looking kinda grim for Romney, me thinks. It's not like there's a great chance Obama isn't going to get California. 
  • SpaceySpacey
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Did they say who got Wisconsin?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2012-11-06 22:54:53
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    futureSpacey? said:

    Did they say who got Wisconsin?

    Barack
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2012-11-06 22:55:15
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Obama.

    ^Oh god we finish each other's sentences now :P
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...now?
  • SpaceySpacey
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Really? Wouldn't have expected that, everyone and their dog around here have a Romney/Ryan sign on their front lawn.
  • Corporal ForsytheCorporal Forsythe
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Fox News has Obama back in the lead
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i am watching with google, they say larry page is in the lead again
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who won pennsylvania?
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2012-11-06 23:17:08
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NBC says Obama won the election.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Obama is at 268, according to Huffington Post's thing, so yeah, he's pretty much got this in the bag.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    > 2012

    > huff po

    ishygd(*shot*)
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NBC says he's at 274.
  • TreTre
    image
    BHO.
  • criminalscumcriminalscum
    I think a lot of the media is stalling with Florida so they won't have to call it for Obama.
  • Corporal ForsytheCorporal Forsythe
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Fox News just called it for Obama
  • criminalscumcriminalscum
    edited 2012-11-06 23:36:18
    Ah, cool.

    So what's going on with Puerto Rico's statehood and marijuana legalization?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    edited 2012-11-06 23:24:25
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well that's ok with me

    obama, I mean.

    Well, they can legalize the weed too, I don't care.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Corporal Forsythe said:

    Fox News just called it for Obama

    i think that makes it a done deal there.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    No kidding, I can only assumed the grape drink was brought out shortly after that announcement.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Looks like Obama is also going to get one or two more of the swing states.

    This time, it looks like the popular vote will be pretty close, though Obama seems to be winning that, as well.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I also love how they left California empty until something like 1% of the vote came in and they where like "Haha, we're done pretending. Obama totes has this one in the bag."

    Seems like that was the same strategy for the rest of the west coast. 
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    SO anyway:

    PRINCE WILLIAM COUNTY
    Precincts Reporting: 88/88
    Precinct Results
    Candidate Votes Percent
     Mitt Romney 63,499 43.33%
     Barack Obama 80,909 55.21%
     Virgil Goode 328 0.22%
     Gary Johnson 1,199 0.82%
     Jill Stein 332 0.23%
    Write In 274 0.19%
      Total Votes 146,541
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, both Virginia SBE and CNN are saying Obama has won Virginia.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My county is over 75 Obama with 50% of the votes in.

    We pretty much bleed blue here.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And the recent nominee for World's Most Important Hawaiian handily defeats a giant piece of uncooked HuFu.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    edited 2012-11-07 01:11:35
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Maybe Romney will still win Florida...and like...we'll find out a quarter of the nation actully lives in Alaska  in underground caves and it'll be worth 100 electoral votes.
  • SpaceySpacey
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    That would be, like, the most shockingly dramatic twist yet,
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ And all of them will vote for Rocky Anderson.

    Awesome.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Sredni Vashtar said:

    ^^ And all of them will vote for Rocky Anderson.


    Awesome.
    Yessssssssssssssssssss
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I'm surprised by the margin of the victory tbh
  • GelzoGelzo
    It's 4:20 somewhere.
    Ha ha. guys 

    Oh god.

    Alright. My state legalized gay marriage and recreational use of weed. I celebrated with booze and bud with my bro. I'm happy as fuck.
  • GelzoGelzo
    It's 4:20 somewhere.
    fucking libral as shit all up in this bro ahahaha
  • MiseryMisery
    The sadness will last forever.
    sounds awesome gelzo
  • GelzoGelzo
    It's 4:20 somewhere.
    image

    420 BLAZIN FAGGOTS
  • King_FridayKing_Friday
    edited 2012-11-07 06:28:43
    BEEFCAKE
    News just in, Obama has been awarded a second Nobel Peace Prize "for being the first ethnic minority to be voted president twice" "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.... again".

    Yes, I'm being facetious.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Pictured:

    image


    A person who was reelected.
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf

    huh? what's this? the colony has a new governor?

    gj on not being totally fucktarded, also brb going to visit my cousins in colorado no why no that is not a bong i just put in my suitcase not at all

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If you're going to Colorado, take me with you! :P
  • Obā-sanObā-san
    edited 2012-11-07 08:24:37

    To recap:

    Obama was re-elected as President.
    Same-sex marriage was legalized in Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota (kind of).
    Recreational marijuana is now legal in Colorado and Medical marijuana is legal in Massachusetts.
    Wisconsin elected the first ever openly gay senator.

    ...Things went better than expected.


    take me too
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's only legal if you're at least 21, you know
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf
    hi cousins who i havent seen in 15 years. oh my parents didnt ring and tell you i was coming, that was a terrible mistake. also i brought 72 people who i met on the internet. im going to go smoke lots of marijuana now, thanks for letting me stay,
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    that is fine
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1. I'm 22, silly.
    2. Smoking weed isn't the main reason I want to go to Colorado and you damn well know it
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf
    also the minnesota vote went against the 'one man/one woman' thing? last i heard votes were still being counted and it was looking like it would pass, i guess it didnt? thats cool news
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Mr. Truant said:

    To recap:

    Obama was re-elected as President.
    Same-sex marriage was legalized in Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota (kind of).
    Recreational marijuana is now legal in Colorado and Medical marijuana is legal in Massachusetts.
    Wisconsin elected the first ever openly gay senator.

    ...Things went better than expected.


    take me too
    Puerto Rico voted to try to attain statehood apparently
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