looking to protect yourself

Viani · 2012-11-05 16:42:38

or deal some damage?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-05 16:48:27

THIS SITE IS SET UP FOR WRITE IN CANDIDATE NELSON KEYTON...THE ONLY MAN IN EXISTENCE WHO CAN BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE THROUGH OVERWHELMING STRENGTH AND KNOWLEDGE...AN ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE WHO HAS STUDIED, RESEARCHED, AND IS READY TO IMPLIMENT THE TRUE WAY OF PEACE ON EARTH...A DIM WICK, WHO WILL NOT BE SNUFFED OUT...A BRUISED REED, WHO WILL NOT BE CRUSHED , UNTIL HE HAS ESTABLISHED THE TRUE WAY ON EARTH . WITH AN IQ OF OVER ( 200), NO PRESIDENT OR CANDIDATE CAN MATCH HIS KNOWLEDGE ON SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, OR ALMOST ANY OTHER SUBJECT.....

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-05 16:50:20

wut

RocketRunner · 2012-11-05 16:51:36

Need to get even? Get ARMD!

RocketRunner · 2012-11-05 16:53:06

Need to remove double-posts? Well, you're shit outta luck.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-05 16:53:08

Corporal Forsythe said:
wut

Nelson Keyton for president.

Also Viani is back.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-11-05 16:54:00

I'm like 99% "looking to protect yourself or deal some damage" is a quote from somewhere

Justice4243 · 2012-11-05 19:55:12

Holy shit.

This is why I post in this awesome forum all the time.

Requesting party; the message has been left.

Viani · 2012-11-05 22:29:28

You'll be so much easier to rob when you're dead.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-05 22:33:54

But I have nothing of value!

Well except for my solid diamond bones.

But other than that I'm dirt poor! I spent all my money on getting my bones replaced with solid diamond!

Hexartes · 2012-11-05 22:35:15

But diamond shatters really easily.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-05 22:36:26

That would explain all the shattering sounds I hear when I walk.

Also the excruciating pain.

Viani · 2012-11-05 22:37:02

I have learned glass tastes like blood.

Hexartes · 2012-11-05 22:38:08

That would explain all the shattering sounds I hear when I walk.
Also the excruciating pain.

Well, there are other explanations.

Like the fact that somehow you removed and replaced every single one of your bones.

It be murder on the nerves, yo.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-05 22:40:56

Flava Flav hired me so that he has someone with roughly the same amount of precious stones in their body as he does nearby at all times.

Obā-san · 2012-11-05 22:42:01

FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV

Viani · 2012-11-05 22:42:19

What do you call a girl with clay in her vagina?

Vachina

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-05 22:43:49

Mr. Truant said:
FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

fact: "Cold Lampin' With Flava" is the greatest rap song in existence.

Viani said:
What do you call a girl with clay in her vagina?

Vachina

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