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What would Happen if the horses revolted

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2012-11-05 10:59:25 in General
Come on, man, We're tired of dragging your fat human asses Around.  just because we can get you places faster than you can walk on your Pathetic two legs doesn't mean we exist to serve you. Screw you and screw your bridles

It's time we took back A-MARE-ica in the name of equinity
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  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
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  • GelzoGelzo
    It's 4:20 somewhere.
    If it was a violent revolt, there would certainly be more than a couple humans dead and possibly eaten.

    There are some people whose livelihood depends on horses, but the proportion gets fewer the more modern you get. Some small villages would probably be devastated.

    We'd eventually realize that it would be too much work to get them back under control, and look at other options while we have scientists try to figure out what caused this outburst.
  • Corporal ForsytheCorporal Forsythe
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Horses would have revolted eons ago

    problem is they don't have thumbs
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR GOING SOFT!

    Prediction #6:  Automobiles will be cheaper than horses are today. Farmers will own automobile hay-wagons, automobile truck-wagons, plows, harrows and hay-rakes. A one-pound motor in one of these vehicles will do the work of a pair of horses or more. Children will ride in automobile sleighs in winter. Automobiles will have been substituted for every horse vehicle now known. There will be, as already exist today, automobile hearses, automobile police patrols, automobile ambulances, automobile street sweepers. The horse in harness will be as scarce, if, indeed, not even scarcer, then as the yoked ox is today.

    ...

    Prediction #11: No Mosquitoes nor Flies.  Insect screens will be unnecessary.  Mosquitoes, house-flies and roaches will have been practically exterminated.  Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams.  The extermination of the horse and its stable will reduce the house-fly.


    WE HAD A PLAN! DAMNIT! WE HAD A PLAN!

    Now those horses are going to walk all over us...at least until we drive all over them.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Gelzo's post made me smile.

    It's hilarious to see real-world logic applied to a bit of nonsense I typed up while sleep-deprived and under the influence of cold medicine.
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Yeah, he wasn't horsing around.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    It would definitely be a nightmare for many people.
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    It would cattlyze a mass emigration from farms.
  • TreTre
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    Central Avenue said:

    It's time we took back A-MARE-ica in the name of equinity
    The ironic thing about this is that horses aren't actually native to here.

    Thank Columbus.
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    But Columbus never set foot IN AMERICA!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    The ironic thing about this is that horses aren't actually native to here.


    Thank Columbus.
    Since when has rhetoric required a basis in fact? Just look at [human politician I don't like]!
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Central Avenue said:

    Tre said:

    The ironic thing about this is that horses aren't actually native to here.


    Thank Columbus.
    Since when has rhetoric required a basis in fact? Just look at all politicians that weren't Paul Wellstone!
    ftfy
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Besides, this country was built on horse slave labor anyway!
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    BEGIN THE HORSE'S SUFFRAGE MOVEMENT!
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Central Avenue said:

    Tre said:

    The ironic thing about this is that horses aren't actually native to here.


    Thank Columbus.
    Since when has rhetoric required a basis in fact? Just look at [human politician I don't like]!
    was the qualifier really necessary
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    yes


    it was FUCKING crucial
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The "I don't like" part or the "human" part?

    I suppose just "politician" would have worked as well...
  • GelzoGelzo
    It's 4:20 somewhere.
    I think I remember something about horses being native to the Americas but dying out before Europeans got there.
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