Gigli is the single greatest movie of all time.

KJI

Cutting off this thumb was a stupid order and we would have been derelict in our responsibilities if we had followed it.

Justice4243

http://hipsoda.com/commune/2003/0818/news_gigli.html

Saddam Loyalists Claim Responsibility for Gigli  Box office bombing connected to Middle East terrorists    BY IVAN NACUTCHACOKOV   Baghdad, Iraq  SNAPPER McGEE Recovering movie-goers in Boston were rewarded with the non-military equivalent of the purple heart, a T-shirt, for their harrowing encounter with the box office bomb.  American forces and the new Iraqi regime took another blow this week when Saddam loyalists hidden on the outskirts of Baghdad took responsibility for the disastrous Ben Affleck-Jennifer Lopez film, Gigli. The film, a reputedly putrid and cloying pairing of America’s hottest celebrity couple under the helm of Scent of a Womandirector Martin Brest, has been universally blasted as one of the worst movies in recent history. Which is saying quite a lot.

KJI

Ben Affleck was also invaded unjustly. Bitch I sell caine.