Here's _____ with Vital Information for Your Everyday Life

Princess Alice

(and yes, they should be just as lame as the originals)

Now here's Rainbow Dash with Vital Information for your everyday life!

A pegasus changing the weather after breakfast is performing her civic duty. A pegasus changing the weather after six mugs of Applejack's cider is causing lots of insurance claims.

When you meet Iron Will, it's not a good idea to say "Haha, you pansy! I could whoop your butt in a Manehattan minute!"

If you upset Princess Celestia, she might send you to the moon. If you upset Pinkie pie, she'll moon you!

This has been Rainbow Dash with Vital Information!

Tre

Here's Tre with Vital Information for Your Everyday Life!

Using Windows 8 doesn't make you an idiot. Using Windows 8 without a Start button... that's another story.

-turns head-

Playing loud music in your house with your family there is annoying. Playing loud music while nobody's there, and it's a one-man rave.

-turns to next camera-

"My dog ate my homework" is a terrible excuse. I mean, come on. Just say your cat did it! Everyone will believe you!

This has been Tre with Vital Information!

(Funnily enough, I always wanted to be the guy that did this when I was a kid.)