HELEN

edited 2012-10-19 04:10:15 in General
HELEN

HELEN

HELEN
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ?
  • KELLER CAN't HEAR YOU
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    An American Has Entered The Building

    He Says Fuck You

    AHBAUIHGDIUAHSIUDASGIASH

    BUTTHOLES IN AMERICA

    FUCK YOUR MOTHER

    INSIDE AND OUT

    I HOPE YOU INSERT YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL SCORPION

    IAHIUDAHIUAHUIDA
  • I HOPE YOU INSERT YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL SCORPION

    How-wha? Wa-e-wha? How? HOW???

  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Is this the face that launched a thousand ships / And toppled the topless towers of Ilium?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ooooh, topless
  • Shh, be quiet, you might piss somebody off!

    LIKE ME, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'VE BEEN AT IT FOR TOO LONG
  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    Helen is my grandmother's name.

    Also my goldfish's.

    The fish is named after the relative.
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Is this the granny who launched a thousand ships, and burned the topless towers of Ilium? (For she breathes jet fuel?)
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