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Laundry: Conch Shell Chronicles

AnonusAnonus
edited 2012-10-18 01:20:46 in General
THERE WAS A MAN, WALKING

AND THEN HE SAW AN ORACLE

ORACLE SAID:

"what channel is Oprah on?"

AND THEN HE SAID:

"Her own."

AND ORACLE SAID:

"My god, this is the greatest news ever."

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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, is this the original or the remake directed by Westward James?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The remake.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2012-10-18 01:29:37
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    that one didn't do so well at the box office

    but it made MILLIONS at the xob office
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    is the xob office important, really, you never hear about xob office profits
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    well it's More Important than the LibreOffice!

    but Less imprortant Than the Office office
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well

    what order of importance are the offices in
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Post Office

    Box Office

    Office of Magical Affairs

    Microsoft Office

    Office Office

    Xob Office

    Fox Office

    LibreOffice

    Boxbot Office
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    the boxbot office is terrible
  • AlduinAlduin
    But the Robox office is amazing!
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^ I giggled.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-01-07 22:03:10
    Oracopra

    Mariposa Coraprocounty

    Maripaco Ora-Avis Katies
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