ITT: Cliches and sayings are actually true

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 17:12:09

So, I tried fishing for compliments

I think I'm using the wrong bait... They just aren't biting today

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 17:18:20

white men can't jump

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 17:18:49

:<

Aww... Now how will I cross that hole?

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 17:20:35

Hop

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 17:35:43

But isn't that a dance move?

Füschlatz · 2012-10-18 06:21:59

[REDACTED]

Icalasari · 2012-10-18 15:44:51

I-

...Wait, that's a saying?

Füschlatz · 2012-10-18 22:16:06

Oops, misread "cliches and sayings" as "ridiculous stereotypes" somehow.

glennmagusharvey · 2012-10-19 01:51:23

In a study of sparrow populations, it was found that worms were only present in the diet of sparrows that were active before 7:41 AM.

Gelzo · 2012-10-20 04:28:41

I was going to make a "watched pot never boils" joke, but my chemistry knowledge isn't good enough to know how that would work.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-20 12:57:12

Icalasari · 2012-10-20 15:59:16

^ Does he have to use the time machine on a plane?

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