Alternia's next top model (with Tairah Baenks)

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-10 20:08:47

LAST TIME ON ALTERNIA'S NEXT TOP MODEL:

The girls had a photoshoot on the beach, where they posed as sexy troll women recently culled by an angry sea-dweller. Kanaya and Terezi excelled, but Eridan just couldn't get the hang of the photoshoot, and she was sent home. Now, only six girls remain! Who will be sent home tonight?

[LOLOL THEEM SAWNG]

[insert typical ANTM shenanigans here]

Six girls stand in front of me, but I only have five photos in my hand. If I call your name, you are still in the running to become Alternia's next top model.

Kanaya.

Aradia.

Feferi.

Nepeta.

Will Terezi and Vriska please step forward? I only have one photo in my hand, and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running to be Alternia's next top model. I will only call one name, and the girl who's name I do not call must immediately pack her things and go home.

...

Terezi, congratulations, you are still in the running towards becoming Alternia's next top model.

Vriska, you're a beautiful girl, but attempting to use mind control on the judges isn't enough to make up for such a terrible picture. You can't rely on beauty and mind control. You have to learn what it means to be a model. Now, pack your belongings, and go home.

Anonus · 2011-09-10 20:25:52

Tyra Banks?

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-10 20:28:36

lol who?

thespacephantom · 2011-09-10 20:41:26

Taeirrah Baeyncks?

But troll names are supposed to have 6 letters.

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-10 20:44:57

Not the ancestors, and Tyra's old enough to warrant that, and "Baenks" didn't look weird enough and shut up.

OHMYGAWG, FINE, I'll change it. Jerk. >:[

thespacephantom · 2011-09-10 20:53:01

:D

PlutoniumFist · 2011-09-10 21:20:21

But Eridan's a guy!

I haven't even read to his part yet and oh wait

thespacephantom · 2011-09-10 21:34:04

Eridan's a hipster, though.

Vriska · 2011-09-10 21:56:36

8ut I wanted to wiiiiiiiin! D::::

*VRISKA PHOTO MONTAGE!*

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-10 22:20:55

Well too bad. You're a horrible model and you should be ashamed of yourself. ASHAMED, Vriska. You hear me? ASHAMED.

Also, Eridan's totally a girl, PF. Seriously, she doesn't even look all that masculine. What would make you think she's a guy?

PlutoniumFist · 2011-09-10 22:34:22

Cause the narrator said there were five girls in the group of twelve trolls, and there's already five without Eridan. Whoever he is. Still haven't met him.

thespacephantom · 2011-09-10 22:35:32

This is Eridan.

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-10 22:39:07

No no no, silly, there are six seven girls, which Eridan is one of, as you can clearly see from the picture above. Don't worry, at least you're not the only person to make that mistake.

PlutoniumFist · 2011-09-10 22:40:21

Oh wait, I forgot Nepeta in my mental list. Six girls.

But but but gluhflav

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-10 22:45:46

-pap shoosh-

Princess Alice · 2011-09-10 22:49:21

Don't tell Hussie I told you this, but...some spoilers from Act 6 were leaked on Tuesday. It turns out Eridan's neither a boy nor a girl, it's a 2008 Ford Mustang in a troll costume.

PlutoniumFist · 2011-09-10 22:53:02

That explains Karkat's last words in that whole whodunit flash!

"Beep beep meow..." this whole time he was leaving us a clue to the true killer!

Vriska · 2011-09-11 09:50:32

*cough* March Eridan *cough*

Alternia's next top model (with Tairah Baenks)

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