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Anonus

This is the story of a Man named APPLE

And he had large hands

He used them to move the Empire State Building to the MOON

So it would be safe

Forever

EXTRAORDINARY

Also there was a time when he entered an elevator and caused it to colonize Jupiter

Whoa

How do you even DO THAT, man

That's something that's just unheard of

I wouldn't be surprised if it changed society on a monumental scale

Yarrun XIX

This is the story of an alien named QWRZA

Anonus

I WISH I COULD MOVE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

BUT THEY WON'T LET ME

Imipolex G

On my way to work I pass the office of a Dr. Dolan

Always makes me think of goofy pls

Princess Alice

west side

Anonus

...wait

you spelled it as "QWRZA"

it's "Qwzra"

Yarrun XIX

I haven't mentioned Qwzra in two months. That's pretty good memory, as far as I'm concerned

Anonus

Alright then.

Raspberry-flavored yogurt

Füschlatz

DIS APPLE D00D KULD KIC CHUCK NORIS'S A$$ FTW LOLOLOL