Batman

Mr. Darcy · 2012-10-13 16:22:53

What does he do with all the guano the Batcave would generate? It can be used as an ingredient in gunpowder, but he hates guns. Does he put lights in the ceiling and use it as nightsoil to grow crops?

Justice4243 · 2012-10-13 17:08:26

He doesn't have to purchase fuel for the Bat-mobile...ever.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-10-13 17:10:23

Justice42 said:
He doesn't have to purchase fuel for the Bat-mobile...ever.

The Tumblr was fusion powered

Tre · 2012-10-13 17:30:05

Tumblr

hehehehehe

(sorry, I had to)

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-13 18:03:56

Good thing he's not Pigeonman. He would be dead already (pigeon shit is lethal to humans)

Justice4243 · 2012-10-13 18:05:59

Pigeonman did not have a good run. His plan of starving criminals by hounding them for food-scraps was not a great plan.

At least pooping on their cars irritated them, however.

KJI · 2012-10-13 18:07:23

Batman,,

is,,

GAY. He ha sex with Robin, as does Joekl Schumacher.

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-10-13 19:07:43

Gas-bombs and bombs that blow up walls still need explosives.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-13 19:15:48

That's a good point.

King_Friday · 2012-10-13 19:42:22

It's as I suspected, Pigeonman has been spotted in Trafalgar Square:

Justice4243 · 2012-10-13 19:45:35

That doesn't seem conductive to crime-fighting, unless it's concealing hi-tech pigeon laser-beam eyes...

Ace Rimmer · 2012-10-14 17:38:13

Imipolex G · 2012-10-14 18:42:05

Second from the left is still the coolest

Tre · 2012-10-14 21:26:06

Imipölex G said:
Second from the left is still the coolest

Yes indeed

The Tumbler and the OG Batmobile are tied for second

Tapioca Pudding · 2012-10-16 22:38:33

fangirl

Imipolex G · 2012-10-16 22:39:19

ice to see you

Tapioca Pudding · 2012-10-16 22:41:22

yeah lol

Ace Rimmer · 2012-10-17 10:06:55

Tapioca Pudding said:

fangirl

You like Batman and Robin?

You need to leave the human race, quickly.

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 10:08:38

Ice to see you have such strong opinions.

lee4hmz · 2012-10-17 11:40:35

I need to see that movie, just so I can appreciate its badness better. (I've only seen the NC review)

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 11:41:28

It has Uma Thurman and puns.

What more could you want in a film?

Justice4243 · 2012-10-17 11:45:57

Quality?

lee4hmz · 2012-10-17 11:47:39

Ice that doesn't look like RTV silicone?

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 11:50:37

Justice42 said:
Quality?

Icy your point.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-17 12:01:57

I apparently have a Gunshow comic for everything...Or KC Green does...either or...

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 12:03:10

Batman should stop giving him the cold shoulder.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-17 12:04:04

OK, I actually giggled at that one.

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 12:05:53

See!

Jokes are a great way to break the ice.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-17 12:06:56

Tapioca Pudding · 2012-10-17 14:45:17

"You need to leave the human race, quickly."

no u lol :)

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 14:47:34

the human race is overrated.

let us all be cats.

Obā-san · 2012-10-17 14:51:37

and then naney was an otherkin

Mr. Darcy · 2012-10-17 16:27:35

As proto-humans began to hunt, there was selection pressure to become endurance runners.

So you could say "the human race" is the marathon.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-18 11:42:30

Batman is winning... actually, that's sort of the point of Batman.

lee4hmz · 2012-10-18 13:14:34

baman piderman

Odradek · 2012-10-18 14:26:50

http://jacobinmag.com/2012/07/the-dark-knight-is-no-capitalist/

Justice4243 · 2012-10-18 15:08:13

Nolan's subtle plot to crown himself king.

Christian Bale will be his night. It's SO obvious!

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