Adele is fat

Viani · 2012-09-30 14:48:35

Tis true.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 14:51:22

like a whale

Hexartes · 2012-09-30 14:52:04

She has a cleft chin.

Which is a shame; she's fairly attractive otherwise.

Tre · 2012-09-30 14:53:40

I'd say that was mean but it's the internet so nobody cares.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-30 15:19:14

ITT: Viani is jealous of Adele

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 15:21:42

ITT: Viani is Karl Lagerfeld

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 15:26:24

Not sure if swag or walking fashion disaster or both

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 15:28:49

More like someone never grew out of their FUCK YOU MOM FUCK YOU DAD phase

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 15:29:54

FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 15:36:22

Oh yeah the other day I saw this one dude outside my class with his unique appearance and noted to my classmates that 21-year-olds have no business rocking muttonchops like Chester A. Arthur while wearing cargo shorts and a hipster faded Pepsi t-shirt

Boney · 2012-09-30 15:38:57

Zombie Reagan said:
ITT: Viani is jealous of Adele

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 15:40:14

Corporal Forsythe said:
Oh yeah the other day I saw this one dude outside my class with his unique appearance and noted to my classmates that 21-year-olds have no business rocking muttonchops like Chester A. Arthur while wearing cargo shorts and a hipster faded Pepsi t-shirt

you must be soooooo proud of yourself.

Hexartes · 2012-09-30 15:40:28

I had a surreal experience one time when I was next to a car blasting an Adele song.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 15:42:23

Mr. Truant said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
Oh yeah the other day I saw this one dude outside my class with his unique appearance and noted to my classmates that 21-year-olds have no business rocking muttonchops like Chester A. Arthur while wearing cargo shorts and a hipster faded Pepsi t-shirt
you must be soooooo proud of yourself.

Indeed I am. I have a working sense of judgment when it comes to the rudimentary aspects of fashion and style

Not many Marines can claim that

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 15:43:54

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 15:47:04

Tre · 2012-09-30 15:59:24

concentrated douchebag juice

lee4hmz · 2012-09-30 16:05:40

Now in CWC-approved ASSmine scent!

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 16:08:01

GET OFF OUR AXE

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 16:09:45

Can you just imagine when at Unilever HQ they were watching his AXE video and were dumbfounded at his request to label the stuff to say that gay people shouldn't use or even think of purchasing it

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-30 16:23:25

ITT: Corporal Forsythe is a tad fruity

Hexartes · 2012-09-30 16:25:06

ITT: Zombie Reagan continues with douchebaggery

I can do the passive aggression too :D

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 16:26:57

Zombie Reagan said:
ITT: Corporal Forsythe is a tad fruity

Pish posh, I just have refined tastes

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 16:27:09

Oh boy my hamburger helper dinner is ready

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-30 16:32:37

Kexruct said:
ITT: Zombie Reagan continues with douchebaggery
I can do the passive aggression too :D

I'm not being passive aggressive.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 17:20:35

Well I think when Zombie Reagan says "a tad fruity" in regards to my impeccable taste in style, that's a compliment. Not all stereotypes are bad, you know

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 17:24:10

PlutoniumFist · 2012-09-30 17:25:33

Kexruct said:
ITT: Zombie Reagan continues with douchebaggery
I can do the passive aggression too :D

You can, but after the warning I gave you last time, do you want to?

Hexartes · 2012-09-30 17:26:26

It was a joke, but sorry. My sense of humor is a bit obtuse.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-30 17:33:10

Corporal Forsythe said:
Well I think when Zombie Reagan says "a tad fruity" in regards to my impeccable taste in style, that's a compliment. Not all stereotypes are bad, you know

Yeah, you do have a good sense of fashion.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 17:40:22

Zombie Reagan said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
Yeah, you do have a good sense of fashion.

*beams*

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 18:28:45

Whenever someone uses "beam" as a verb, I always picture lasers shooting out of their palms.

I also tend to picture people as their avatars.

So yeah what I'm saying is that Deco is shooting lasers in this thread, and it's pretty gangnam.

Unknown · 2012-09-30 18:32:56

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Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-30 18:35:07

It actually goes back to some stupid translation of a pseudo-sound effect I saw in a translated manga once where a character is making a goofy smile with *beams* as the effect

I dunno I just always found that amusing

Unknown · 2012-09-30 18:35:49

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 18:41:14

Well "to beam" is a real, honest-to-god English verb with that meaning (eg. to beam with pride), but it's just such a strange thing to say that it strikes me as funny.

Justice4243 · 2012-09-30 20:24:51

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Füschlatz · 2012-09-30 20:50:42

Bad time for me to admit that I sometimes use Axe? (Although it's actually called "Lynx" over here.)

Tre · 2012-09-30 23:26:57

Nah. I was kidding about the douchebag juice thing; many people I know that use it (like Mr. Truant) are not, in fact, douchebags.

Also I totally would've bought a bottle while I was in the UK but airport security is a bitch so it probably wouldn't make it to America.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-01 00:19:49

I occasionally use Axe (Phoenix, they know my weakness mythology and shiny blue stuff), but I'm mostly an Old Spice guy.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-01 00:21:41

YOU'RE FAT

Justice4243 · 2012-10-01 00:22:54

YOUR FAT has its own zip-code.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-01 00:46:45

Oh man, for a second I thought that was improper English. I was gonna tear you a new one

Füschlatz · 2012-10-01 02:04:57

In that case, might as well say I was lying. About the "sometimes" part. Axe/Lynx is pretty much the only brand of deodorant that I use regularly.

Though I will say that shampoo and body wash are another matter entirely, and I pretty much just use whatever is most conveniently available in the shower. (I think I've actually been using Tresemmé for the past week. It's like I just completely forgot the meaning of the word "testosterone"...)

Justice4243 · 2012-10-01 02:44:33

Imipölex G said:
Oh man, for a second I thought that was improper English. I was gonna tear you a new one

Viani · 2012-10-01 07:14:42

George Bush hasn't bean assassinated yet

nor has Justin Kardashian

Princess Alice · 2012-10-01 09:49:13

^^ I like how that works on a couple different levels

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-14 23:50:33

I'd still hit it.

Unknown · 2013-01-14 23:53:48

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Manly McMacho · 2013-01-14 23:56:19

Yeah that's right, I said it. I would rock her rolls like you wouldn't believe, cream. I'd do it ALL NIGHT LONG.

Dammit someone's writing a song about me one way or another.

Adele is fat

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