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Laws Central Avenue will make when she becomes Supreme Queen of the Everywhere

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2012-09-19 17:13:28 in General
Radio stations that can be tuned in a car may not use car horn sound effects in bumpers or advertisements. Yes, this includes during your traffic reports.

Any person wishing to use the word "tonight" in pop song lyrics must first apply for a permit. Permits will be granted only if the songwriter can demonstrate that the word is not being used as filler.

The name of a television show may not be displayed onscreen as a hashtag unless the episode contains 140 characters or less of dialogue.

Network executives who implement pop-up ads during TV shows are required to wear electronic glasses that show pop-up ads in real life.

The Supreme Queen of the Everywhere will now hear the people's proposals for further laws and regulations.


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  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Central Avenue said:

    The name of a television show may not be displayed onscreen as a hashtag


    Wait, this happens? :o
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Central Avenue said:

    Any person wishing to use the word "tonight" in pop song lyrics must first apply for a permit. Permits will be granted only if the songwriter can demonstrate that the word is not being used as filler.

    Hey, don't stop me now.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fouria G said:

    Central Avenue said:

    The name of a television show may not be displayed onscreen as a hashtag


    Wait, this happens? :o
    BBC America's airings of Doctor Who do it, and I think Fox does it with some of their shows as well.
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    edited 2012-09-19 17:55:38
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've seen it happen sometimes. Off the top of my head, I remember NCIS and Psych doing that at some point.
  • RainbowMattRainbowMatt
    edited 2012-09-19 18:05:39
    I'm just here to gay the place up

    Bisexualism will be mandatory. Especially in regards to really cute guys :P And doubly so if they wear tight jeans and can really pull the look off!

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  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ I will do my patriotic duties to the best of my ability! *salute*
  • TreTre
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    This should be a law, Your Majesty.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    I think that drinking giraffe saliva out of a plastic imitation coconut shell should be illegal.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: I've seen actual banner ads in the lower third on Nats games on MASN, and on Jerry Springer on DC50.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Your majesty, can you please make a law against "One Tip of a Tiny Belly" ads?  The grammar is just too atrocious.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, any weight-loss ad with a line-art drawing of a morbidly-obese woman.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    RainbowMatt said:

    Bisexualism will be mandatory. Especially in regards to really cute guys :P And doubly so if they wear tight jeans and can really pull the look off!

    Yum~
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    lee4hmz said:

    Also, any weight-loss ad with a line-art drawing of a morbidly-obese woman.

    Seconded.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ultra-skinny fashion models will be required to gain some weight

    Auto-tune will be banned, and so will Nickelback

    Development of food pills will be highly funded
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    I object to the banning of auto-tune.  It has its place.
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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's not primitive, it's retro!
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Everyone will fucking learn to cook.
  • BoneyBoney
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    MTV will recognize that any band with only boys is a boy band and begin referring to them as such
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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