Poor Nietzsche. Forever cursed to be known for the Nazism that bastardised his ideas and the nihilism he criticised, when he should be known for having an awesome moustache.
[appearance of that overused "gaze into the abyss" quote]
[discussion of Nietzsche's actual ideas, including the Will to Power, the Master and Slave Moralities, the death of God, the eternal recurrence, and the Ubermensch]
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, apparently Nietzche was like a chronic masturbater or something...
At least, I'm kinda hoping he was...otherwise what possessed me to write this??:
Nietzche: “Ahk! I’ll never finish my philosophical treatise at this rate! I simply can’t stop masturbating!
Dr. Kellogg: “I have JUST the cure!”
Nietzche: “Was für eine Überraschung! An American has broken into my house! Vat are you doing here?”
Dr. Kellogg: “I LITERIALLY have nothing better to do then surprise chronic masturbators with delicious cereal!”
Nietzche: “Delicious cereal, you say?”
Dr. Kellogg: “That’s right! My delicious Corn Flakes has all the nutrients and vitamins one needs to start the day right and stop going at themselves like God isn’t watching and judging for the soon to come apocalypse. He’s always watching. Each bite is like a delicious and nutritious circumcision!
Nietzche: “You’re right! I feel refreshed and no longer feel the urge to touch myself! Finally I continue writing The Gay Science. Now where was I? Ah, yes…”Gott is tot”.
Dr. Kellogg: “That’s right my delicious cer…wait “God is dead”?!”
Each bite of Kellogg’s corn flakes is guaranteed to be nutritious and decrease the chance of masturbatoring! And each box costs a tiny fraction of what a vial of clitoris carbolic acid costs! Stop spending money on expensive genital cages and shocking the masturbators in your life and pick up a box today!
Kellogg’s corn flakes! The favorite of German postmodernists everywhere (but mostly Germany)!
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大學的年同性戀毛皮
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大學的年同性戀毛皮
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[discussion of Nietzsche's actual ideas, including the Will to Power, the Master and Slave Moralities, the death of God, the eternal recurrence, and the Ubermensch]
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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