ITT: n00bs

edited 2012-09-12 02:49:52 in General
Well FINE jz, you want a thread for noobs, YOU'VE GOT IT

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  • haha ur a n0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b

    heheh

    that rhymes with boob
  • This will be a thread with BOOZE and BLACKJACK

    You know what forget the thread

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    This will be a thread with BOOZE and BLACKJACK

    You know what forget the thread

    This is one of those references that I've seen a shitload of times, but still don't know where it originated
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Futurama?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Bizarre, somehow I knew about the Futurama scene but figured it, too, must have been referencing something else.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Kexruct said:

    This will be a thread with BOOZE and BLACKJACK

    You know what forget the thread

    You did it wrong

    Its Blackjack and HOOKERS.
  • edited 2012-09-12 03:38:53

    PRE MARITIAL SEX IS WRONG

    (this is supposed to be twelve-year-old me, remember?)

  • ^^ Indeed, it is BLACKJACK and HOOKERS

    I was kind of wondering what the heck you all were on about before figuring that out
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You're all noobs for posting in this thread hahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait, shit
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^^ & ^^ You're both wrong. It's ABSINTHE, BACCARAT, HOOKERS AND BLOW.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I've had absinthe, the "good" Czech kind too

    I really can't think of anything else as overrated as that stuff is. 
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    How overrated it is is irrelevant. It completes the set; that is all that matters.
  • How overrated it is is irrelevant. It completes the set; that is all that matters.


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Not sure how this thread turned into Absinthe talk, but I think the good stuff is "worth it", though, like all Alcohols, some people do over price it.

    Doesn't really make me trip balls anymore than being super-fucking drunk does already, though.
  • EPIC thread!!!!

    bump

    </sarcasm>

    Don't you need a lot less absinthe to get drunk, though? Seems worth it if just for that.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i read this as b00bs lol
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    u 2?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yeah
  • DRUGS ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    splash said:

    EPIC thread!!!!

    bump

    </sarcasm>

    Don't you need a lot less absinthe to get drunk, though? Seems worth it if just for that.

    The good stuff cost quite a bit, upwards of $60, $70 a bottle.

    If one just wanted to get wasted as quickly as possible, Everclear and Bacardi 151 will do it faster and cheaper. 

    That being said, Absinthe, especially the good stuff, has much more complexity to the taste, and it's kidna fun to go through the whole drink creation process: 

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