Be caller #9 and win a year's supply of Nestlé® Wax Beetles™!

Princess Alice

Nestlé® Wax Beetles™: They don't taste good, but you probably purchase them anyway!

You're listening to Caffeine 92.5

Yarrun XIX

-is caller #1-

Caffeine 92.5, where do babies come from?

Obā-san

Yarrun said:

-is caller #1-

Caffeine 92.5, where do babies come from?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

it was on the news this mroing a
mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three
babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who
lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Justice4243

I WILL CALL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS STATION UNTIL I GET THOSE Likely expired by now BEETLES! 

Or I'll get distracted with board games and other threads...

Also...this thing that keeps making noise...whatacallem'...babies...

Princess Alice

...Does wax expire?

Justice4243

They got to have some sugar or chocolate mixed with them or something...

I mean...who is just eating strait up wax?! I can go buy candles if that was my thing...

...and eat them.

Princess Alice

But candles wouldn't be shaped like BEETLES

Well, some might, I guess

...What flavor are Nestlé® Wax Beetles™ anyway?

Anonus

I always imagined them as beetle-shaped Turtles, for some reason.

Also they remind me of Aladdin.

Justice4243

GIVE ME ALL THE WAX!

Justice4243

IT IS MINE!

Justice4243

I AM ALL THE CALLERS! ALL OF THEM!!!!

Princess Alice

Congratulations, caller #9 and also 10 and 11! You've just won a year's supply of Nestlé® Wax Beetles™! What's the only radio station playing the best mix of songs Centie and AU like for your workday?

Justice4243

Caffeine 92.5! IT'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE TEDIUM OF MY CAREER FROM CAUSING ME TO DRIVE MY CAR OFF A BRIDGE EVERY DAY. THAT AND THE CHEWY TEXTURE OF NESTLé® WAX BEETLES™!

THANK YOU CAFFEINE 92.5 AND YOU LAZY, LAZY CALLERS! I SHALL SUSTAIN MYSELF FOR ANOTHER YEAR!

Princess Alice

*cuts the line*