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SLEIGH BELLS RING, ARE YOU LISTENING!?

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2012-08-17 18:41:04 in General
IN THE LANE, SNOW IS GLISTENING!
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT
WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND!

Now, the only question is: Did I beat the stores to it?
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We don't start until November.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    We have our Thanksgiving in October, so places that don't deal with Halloween will often start right after that, if not sooner D:
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    There's a Hobby Lobby I've been to that had Christmas trees and Santas out in July one year. It wasn't that big a section, though.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Soon it will be Christmas year round
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    ^ And any attempt to reduce it will count as a War On Christmas
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I saw Halloween candy at the dollar store yesterday.

    IT'S FUCKING AUGUST
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Early Halloween is a good thing. A good, good thing.

    Besides, it's candy!
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    I hate Christmas music.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I remember taking pictures of Halloween candy with my iPhone back in 2009, and being like "What the crap? Halloween is still months away!" The picture's modification date is August 21, 2009, so...
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ~~MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE~~

    Christmas stuff has infiltrated Wal-Mart; currently playing second fiddle to Halloween, but it's there.

    It has replaced yard and BBQ stuff, which is fine, provided one doesn't live in constant fear that the tenants that lived in the house before them didn't let their garden grow into a Pet Shop of horrors scenario where the current tenants have to scratch and claw their way at the local flora to keep their house, pets, child, and selves safe from being overtaken and smothered in their sleep by thorny green monstrosities.  


























    ._.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Imipölex G said:

    We don't start until November.

    You were wrong, self. They started putting the Christmas stuff out a few days ago.
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