Win a free lunch with Death!

edited 2012-08-14 17:33:24 in General
Do you want a free lunch with Death? What you must do is simple: impress me with a poem. A poem about me.

Begin!
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Roses are red, 
     violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet,
    and this poem is secretly about death so there.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Fuck death
    He don't get a second line.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Did you know there was a band named after you?



    Their leader, Chuck Schuldiner, wrote many great pieces of death metal poetry. Then he died.
  • Line:

    This is the living. These are the dead.
    One on each side of a thin, thin line,
    A track of mustard seeds, a symbol,
    The faith that tomorrow will come,
    The blind courage that allows us
    To live on each day, though we are close,
    A leap away from the other side,
    Where all is darkness and damp,
    A fete of maggots, the diet of worms,
    The silent vigil of ivory, brightly grinning.

    Tip-toe, tip-toe, back and forth
    Here’s to mourning, here’s to birth

    These are the paths that we take,
    Crossing over when one is not careful,
    Not noticing the sudden stiffness,
    The faint collapse of the heart before
    You return to your rightful state.
    And then you realize,
    And you weep for wasting your time
    When you’ll be there soon enough.

    One-two, one-two, back and forth
    Herbs for mourning, wine for birth

    These are the living, these are the dead,
    The hollow-headed, glass-eyed walkers,
    Locked in early rigor mortis, smiling
    Though they have nothing inside them,
    A shell of the dead to walk in the living,
    Criss-cross, criss-cross,
    Never resting until their time is up.

    Tick-tock, tick-tock, back and forth
    Death for mourning, life for birth
    -----------------------------------------
    Huh. And here I thought I didn't have any death poems
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Screw you, hippy.

    I buy my own lunches.
  • ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    Deadly
    Erotic
    Action!
    Totally
    Happy

    ...I don't know either
  • Boney wins! Now, since I am on a diet of worms, we will eat at the Wormhole, in the Underworld. They serve many varieties of worms there.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    Watch out, Boney! I bet it's all an elaborate scheme to get your soul as he gave you a vision a while ago that let you survive what was supposed to be your death!

    Quick! Have people been dying in increasingly convoluted ways around you!?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I filled my garage with carbon dioxide and breathed deeply of its fumes.

    Death shows up with a Lunchable. 

    This is B.S, man!
  • A lunch worthy of your poetry.
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