> visit heapers' hangout

glennmagusharvey

> see a thread mysteriously titled
> dismiss it at first as a stupid wonderposting thread
> or a zalgo thread or some stupidity
> curious
> click it
> strange sight to behold
> OP is a large blank space
> scrolling endlessly, still blank
> suddenly feel dizzy
> feel mesmerized by the page
> page seems to change colors
> still scrolling
> page seems to turn a dull and unearthly red color
> can't remove hand from mouse
> can't stop scrolling
> can't scroll up
> can't look away
> try very hard to close eyes
> can't close eyes
> page getting redder and tiny scroll bar now 50% down
> try using other hand to push myself away
> it's hard
> page getting even redder, now a shade of deep red
> 75% down
> left arm trembling
> hear my own heavy breathing
> 80% down
> 85% down
> 90% down
> suddenly, out of body experience
> i can see myself frozen in place
> perspective from the right of the table where i am sitting
> see eerie red mist gathering around computer
> panic
> try to shake my frozen self loose
> won't budge, like heavy stone
> i have to escape
> i have to escape
> i have to escape
> run the other way
> get to room door
> door won't open
> panic even more
> doorknob locked
> pull
> pull harder
> pull even harder
> explosion noise behind me
> with a pull i finally open the door
> get on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur

Justice4243

Yeah...that's probably about how a thread involving summoning an unspeakable cosmic horror would go down in this place.

Obā-san

That's how I became the prince ob bel air.