I am tired so here's some ramblings
Kobolds driving trucks would be the funniest fucking thing.
This is what mother nature thinks of us:
that is a big, quartzite middle finger aimed squarely at humanity in that picture picture.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
so anyway i was driving down by the brass tracks last night right? and I see this bright light overhead of me, but you already know this story. aliens or some bullshit like that. but this time it wasn't aliens, it was just the moon. the moon big and bright and beautiful.
it was so beautiful i got out of my car and walked up on top of the nearest cliff. considered throwing myself off of it to be honest, i was just that bored. but i had just read an s&m novel so i was really not in the mood for suicide at that point in time, so i basically just said fuck it and sat down and took a nap. in the middle of the night i think a wolf or an owlbear or something mustve came into my little impromptu camp because my car had been broken into and someone took my fucking chips. i was kinda pissed about that but it wasn't morning yet so i guess i didn't really feel like getting back in my car and driving home. so i just said fuck it again and straight up stripped all my clothes off. then i got that domino mask i keep in my trunk--you know the one, i swear someday i'll be a superhero--i put it on and stood proud and tall at the top of the cliff, daring the world to laugh at me.
just then some fratboys drove by and did just that, so i basically just flipped 'em off and then i think i went back to sleep.
i woke up in my bed this morning. can you explain this, francis?
no that's not the real ending
where the hell is my blog. i need to stuff
here's the real version.
fuck that stupid version up there.
it's ghey.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Because "Oh Yeah" is the only Yello song most people know.
and they judge the group unfairly because reasons.