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TURE GAMERS ONLY

JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
edited 2012-07-04 00:50:45 in General
Yeah I'm so sick of these untrue gamers. "Casual" gamers, old people trying to figure out the wii, little kids. These people are just leaching on gaming and making it trendy. Destroying the good name of gaming with their inexperience. I was playing Adventure from Atari while they were still oohing and awwing over the record player. Also those peoples with their Game Genies were stupid. I totally beat the E.T. game in less than an hour. All uyou gamers nowadays just don't have the skill, imagination, attention span or memory to do what I did back in the day.
This thread is stupid and made in complete jest.
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  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    And here we run into a truly majestic creature.

    The gamer.

    Not alot of information is known about the gamer, as they tend to hibernate a lot in the summer, when people are usually enjoying themselves outside.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've never played E.T. although, strangely enough, I do have a cartridge of it...

    Sure am glad I'm not a gamer anymore. Girls will come within twenty feet of me now
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-07-04 00:59:59
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Denialsquid
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    I kind of feel it's unfair that gamers get shunted into either the "antisocial dick" category or the "hipster" category.

    I play games all the time. :/

  • Unknown
    edited 2012-07-04 01:06:55
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  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    edited 2012-07-04 01:09:12
    ^^I mostly made this thread because I was getting shit for being a "casual gamer and not a true gamer" like the person talking. I don't necessarily think there should be categories for the intensity of a person who plays games. Because it's stupid and kind of like dick waving
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog

    Lumine said:

    Nearly everything I love is fake. Video games,

    Video games don't exist, merely a fabrication of the mind.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    What about somebody who doesn't play games, but will watch literally hundreds of videos of someone else playing them?
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    Well that is stupid.

    But I do think that there are some valid criticisms of casual gaming.

    For instance I think it often tends to underestimate its audience (as do many other media). But I'm not going to "give you shit" for being "casual", that's silly.

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  • Unknown
    edited 2012-07-04 01:11:55
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  • TreTre
    image
    game bro
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Lumine said:

    But I do think that there are some valid criticisms of casual gaming.

    I don't.

    Casual *games* (games designed to be "casual") on the other paw, maybe.

    That's more or less what I meant.
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  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    Some of them, yes. Especially ones that pander to "hardcoreness".

    eg. I Wanna Be The Guy, which despite its assorted accolades approaches unplayability.

  • SpaceySpacey
    edited 2012-07-04 01:14:44
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Lumine said:

    The same could be said of "hardcore" games. :]

     
    perhaps the same could be said of ALL games
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    edited 2012-07-04 01:15:15
    ^x7 Well, it's even the fact that I was getting labeled. Okay, someone doesn't play as many games...so what? Aren't games for enjoyment? Yes, you can critique the gaming industry for the quality of games being produced now and a ton of other shit. But, people who have varying levels of enjoyment of video games, I think is dumb. Now, gamers who are stupid, disrespectful, unwarranted in boasting, etc. is a different story.
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-07-04 01:18:44
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  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2012-07-04 01:18:35
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I thought I Wanna Be The Guy's borderline unplayability was kind of the joke.
    Super Lazuli said:

    I kind of feel it's unfair that gamers get shunted into either the "antisocial dick" category or the "hipster" category.

    I play games all the time. :/

    I think this is increasingly less the case, and casual gaming is, if anything, the reason.
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-07-04 01:22:12
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  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Well that's the thing, it works as a joke, but not really as a game.
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  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2012-07-04 01:42:29
    :|
    image

    ~OP

    v Better?
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    i see a block that says "image" on it.
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    ^^Pfft you don't understand my skill
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    ^^^Yesh
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    edited 2012-07-04 02:54:23
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Just once I'd like a "true gamer" to come out and say "I was beating off to Custer's Revenge YEARS before people figured out the code to get Samus in a bikini." 
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Sure am glad I'm not a gamer anymore. Girls will come within twenty feet of me now
    Only 20ft?

    Well, I am a gamer and women have touched me in my special place.
  • RainbowMattRainbowMatt
    I'm just here to gay the place up
    You just need to find yourself a gamer as hardcore as you who also will have sex with you and love you :)
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    "hey babe will u play with my joystik"

  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Justice42 said:

    Just once I'd like a "true gamer" to come out and say "I was beating off to Custer's Revenge YEARS before people figured out the code to get Samus in a bikini." 

    Yes. This.

    I was being facetious about the 20 feet thing, you know that already
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    ^ hay los3r maebi if u stopped reading so much u'd get laid by all the hawt chicks like me
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    whatever pettanko
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-07-04 16:00:52
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  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I was being facetious about the 20 feet thing, you know that already

    Well, Duh.
  • Corporal ForsytheCorporal Forsythe
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
     I totally beat the E.T. game in less than an hour.
    You're really bad at the game then

    It takes like 10 minutes at most

    Also my mom enjoyed the hell out of that ET 2600 game. As a kid I found it enjoyable too. Then again, my tolerance for shit is pretty high up there, from the Super Pitfall (NES) faq at gamefaqs:
    I am going to assume that this game is like the original Super Mario Brothers,
    in that when you beat the 1st Quest, you get a 2nd Quest that is like the 1st,
    but with a few changes and then the 2nd Quest just repeats over and over.

    I really wish there was a concrete ending, but I'm afraid there is not.

    HOWEVER...

    I received an email from Ethan Forsythe that said the
    following:

    "...you do get a special bonus if you collect all the gold - at the ending
    screen it simply adds the words 'Perfect' before 'Congratulations'".

    Being skeptical of this, I mentioned it on a message board and Super-friend
    Skrybe (http://64.53.95.207/) dug through the ROM for the game's script and
    came up with the following message:

    "PERFECT CONGRATULATION YOU COMPLETED THE ADVENTURE THE LOST CAVERNS PERFECTLY
    PLEASE TRY ANOTHER WORLD"

    Soooooo, Mr. Forsythe, you are absolutely correct...sorry if I ever doubted
    you.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    Corp.

    My mom loves Super Pitfall.

    You have *no idea* how weird that post is for me.

  • Corporal ForsytheCorporal Forsythe
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh well if you need any tips please don't ask me, that game requires refined trainspotting/anorak skills that I've let atrophy over the years

    God, I want to find whoever coded that mess and ask him WHY
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

    Oh no, it's actually pretty much the only video game she's ever played. She doesn't play it anymore, obviously.

  • TitleNameTitleName
    "THE GAMES I LIKE ARE OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN THE SHIT YOU LIKE!"

    Am I doing it right?
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    > summer


    > people are usually enjoying themselves outside.
  • BunnyBunny
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    If you try to enjoy yourself outside this summer, there's about a 80% chance of melting.
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    HA!

    I don't think so sonny boy

    Its been the wettest and the dullest June on record.
  • BunnyBunny
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    IGNORANT FOOL! Don't you SEE!? It's wet because people are melting.

    You are wading around in blended people juices.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Deathonabun said:

    IGNORANT FOOL! Don't you SEE!? It's wet because people are melting.


    You are wading around in blended people juices.
    This.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Wind Fish said:

    Its been the wettest and the dullest June on record.

    Good thing it's not June anymore then, eh? :P
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Good thing it's not June anymore then, eh? :P
    Its rained every day in July too :p

    But Bunny, now I feel unclean:(
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