Chef and Waiterman try their darnedest to sell you a Ouija board: do you buy it?
(At a summer music festival in the streets of Beatifiul Lakewood, OHio, you approach a beat-up looking stall with a "5SR" logo on the front. Two men stand inside the stall--none other than food service geniuses Chef and Waiterman.)
JHey there, personperson! Do you, like ,ever wish you tcould talk to dead mpeople! I know I do!
Chef, y0ou talk to dead people all the times. you even have me drop you off ac the Cemetery after work!
True, Waiterman, Waiterman, but I think this young man and/or jyoung latdy would like to have ddad people talk back!
*forced gasp* But how can taht possibley be possible, Chefm?
WEit one of these! *holds up the Ouija board*
It's jut a piece of cardboard with letters on it!
It's not JUST a preice of cardboard with letters on it, Waiterman! It's a peiceo f card board with letters and also the words "YES" and "NO": on it!
Amzing! And I an use this to talk to the dead?
Almost maybe!
Dialogue options:
(a) I'll take 20!
(b) I'm not so sure...does this thing actually work?
(c) Why aren't you selling food? Isn't 5SR a restaurant?
JHey there, personperson! Do you, like ,ever wish you tcould talk to dead mpeople! I know I do!
Chef, y0ou talk to dead people all the times. you even have me drop you off ac the Cemetery after work!
True, Waiterman, Waiterman, but I think this young man and/or jyoung latdy would like to have ddad people talk back!
*forced gasp* But how can taht possibley be possible, Chefm?
WEit one of these! *holds up the Ouija board*
It's jut a piece of cardboard with letters on it!
It's not JUST a preice of cardboard with letters on it, Waiterman! It's a peiceo f card board with letters and also the words "YES" and "NO": on it!
Amzing! And I an use this to talk to the dead?
Almost maybe!
Dialogue options:
(a) I'll take 20!
(b) I'm not so sure...does this thing actually work?
(c) Why aren't you selling food? Isn't 5SR a restaurant?
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No, sily, it's a restauratnt. Big ddiffrfence.
Chef, that's not how most pelole spell the word.
Oh. In that case, yes, it's a reastuarnats.
But here' the thing.
we don't have a ot of custoemrs most days
Yeah. so one day chef and i were stiting around bored
I was playing Donkey KLong!
He was placing Pac-Man
And I started wondering about hte Five Singers
And I said they're probably dead!
So we started trying to think of wasys to contatct their spirits!
And what bertter way than with an authentic 5SR-brandeed Ouija board?
Monery-back guarantee!
(a) I don't believe in that stuff anyway.
(b) Darn, I was hoping for a sandwich...
(c) Who were the Five Singers, anyway?
(a) No, not really.