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I just met you, and this is crazy, but

HavenHaven
edited 2012-06-06 23:18:32 in General
You're on fire.

So call 911 maybe.

Comments

  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Also, we should go out sometime.

    I mean, after the burns heal. If it's okay with you.
  • TreTre
    image
    SICK BURN
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    I'm on fire, but I still maintain my cool facade, you're burning with envy, but I know you're stone-cold underneath.
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Darth Vader:
    Hey I just met you
    and this is crazy
    but i'm your father
    so join me, maybe
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Haven said:

    Darth Vader:
    Hey I just met you
    and this is crazy
    but i'm your father
    so join me, maybe
    He tried that on Leia too, except it was implied to be a kinky torture scene as well.

    Also, he didn't realize she totally looked like his wife.
  • millercrossmillercross
    Interesting fact: Wearing the same haircut is not the same as looking alike.

    foo'
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Juan said:

    Interesting fact: Wearing the same haircut is not the same as looking alike.


    foo'
    Considering Leia is Padme's daughter, biological daughter at that, the fact that they were casted to look the same is perfectly sane and reasonable.

    The fact that Darth Anakin couldn't recognize this is often a hilarious musing for me.
  • millercrossmillercross
    Cynicalclock said:

    Juan said:

    Interesting fact: Wearing the same haircut is not the same as looking alike.


    foo'
    Considering Leia is Padme's daughter, biological daughter at that, the fact that they were casted to look the same is perfectly sane and reasonable.

    The fact that Darth Anakin couldn't recognize this is often a hilarious musing for me. 
    Well, it is true, I just don't think there's really not much similarities besides the body type and hairstyle.

    and well, blah blah blah dark side blinds you blah blah blah plot excuses blah blah blah
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I think Vader just assumed both his kids where dead at that point. It wouldn't be until after Luke blew up the Death Star and he did some digging and learned Luke's last name did it click that he was his son...

    'Course, with the force, you think he'd damn well know Padme was pregnant with twins...

    You know what? Fuck everything.

    *sets everything on fire*
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