Who's On First-esque conversations

Princess Alice

I have an amusing one. My family was traveling near Cincinnati and looking for the junction with Interstate 75. We came across this sign:

 TO 

Mother: Is this the exit we need?

Me: No, that's 275. We're looking for 75.

Mother: But it says "to 75".

Me: We're not looking for 275, we're looking for 75!

Mother: But it says "275 to 75!"

Me: ...

I think at this point we passed the second sign for the exit and we figured out what was going down, but it was still amusing.

Do you guys have any to share?

Imipolex G

"You know that song 'Owner of a Lonely Heart'? Do you know who sang that?"
"Yes."
"Well...who?"
"Yes."
"..."

Salix Babylonika

"What's your favorite band?"

"The Band"

"Which band?"

"The Band!"

Imipolex G