ITT: Kissed by a Squid

Yarrun XIX · 2012-05-08 20:14:56

Everyone, sit down, pour yourself a glass of rum and tell us of your romantic squiddly tales

Unknown · 2012-05-08 20:17:22

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Irene · 2012-05-08 20:17:53

Well, you see, I got a simple metal cut on my finger.

That Squidd gave it a kiss. It's was slimy and good!

Bunny · 2012-05-08 20:18:02

I got kissed by a squid once.

Then he started to ram his tentacles in all of my orifices.

It was pretty fun, but then I gave birth to a Deep One

Imipolex G · 2012-05-08 20:19:52

Unknown · 2012-05-08 20:20:50

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Yarrun XIX · 2012-05-08 20:22:15

The actual physics of squid-kissing are actually kind of wonky.

You see, squids have beaks. Beaks aren't usually kissed.

They might be kissed in Hatoful Boyfriend, but I really have no idea.

Haven · 2012-05-08 20:55:17

Squids are probably better at cuddling, anyway.

Now, where's the rum.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-08 21:29:31

Gelzo · 2012-05-09 06:30:52

Squddly dee,

Squiddly dum.

Everyone drink

Squiddly rum.

lee4hmz · 2012-05-09 17:32:52

That rum reminds me of something...

Unknown · 2012-05-09 17:37:14

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Boney · 2012-05-09 18:26:47

Have you hugged your cephalopod today?

Gelzo · 2012-05-09 18:29:09

Does cuttling count?

Boney · 2012-05-09 18:31:30

I hug my cephalopod at every oppurtunity.

Gelzo · 2012-05-09 18:33:55

Hm, didn't get that one.

Boney · 2012-05-09 18:38:56

It wasn't a pun.

Tre · 2012-05-09 18:41:28

@Lee: My thoughts exactly.

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-05-09 20:34:51

I feel so loved.

Haven · 2012-05-09 20:41:54

Looks like Gelzo...got suckered.

Irene · 2012-05-09 20:42:52

This is one wet job.

ProfessorGator · 2012-05-09 20:46:48

... I don't even know what I've created.

It's bizarre and funny at the same time. What exactly would you call that?

Irene · 2012-05-09 20:48:15

Heaper's Hangout

Obā-san · 2012-05-09 20:50:00

Heaper's Hangout

Heaper's

's

ProfessorGator · 2012-05-09 21:05:37

... Yes. I have created Heapers' Hangout.

Irene · 2012-05-09 21:06:58

You went back in time and implanted it into the creator's head. :P

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Imipolex G · 2012-05-09 22:00:38

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Imipolex G · 2012-05-09 22:02:50

*is hugged*

Justice4243 · 2012-05-12 00:12:00

*reference to Seal song from the 90s goes here*

Misery · 2012-05-12 03:42:44

yay seal

Gelzo · 2012-05-12 03:44:50

If it wasn't a pun, did you misspell it on accident?

Justice4243 · 2012-05-12 05:25:03

It was not a pun, it was a music reference.

Gelzo · 2012-05-12 05:36:08

Well I don't get that either, but what kind of song lyrics feature a misspelling of a word that's almost entirely homophonic?

Tachyon · 2012-05-12 05:42:52

You're referring to "oppurtunity", right?

I assumed that was a typo.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-12 05:54:28

There are no misspellings in my post...nor where there at any point...or are we talking about another post that isn't mine that disappeared before I get to see it?

Gelzo · 2012-05-12 05:59:16

I was talking about Claus's post.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-12 06:01:41

Ah, OK then.

Disregard my last two posts, then.

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