So last night I had a dream

Odradek

Where I was a superhero with the power of being really slippery so I could slide everywhere.

Then, my theme song started playing, and it was to the tune of the spiderman song, and it was all about how stupid and useless my powers were, and how I was doomed to obscurity.

I wish I had a actual musical talent so I could write that song.

Salix Babylonika

Born Slippy

Gelzo

"Look out! It's Captain Lube!"

Tachyon

I hate how you never remember dream music when you wake up.

I realize that if you did it would probably be fragmented and badly written, but still.

Imipolex G